I got her pussy so hot she cryed and begged

[Pervert]

"Tell me about the girl that showed you her pussy last night" my g/f asked. "I know you were naughty and owe me something. Who was she? Tell me, then I want you to lick my pussy and fuck me and make it hurt." I told her "Just a minute" I went outside to the garden and picked a ripe Habanaro pepper. She was in bed and I layed beside her in the dark with my dick out of my pants and my face close to her cunt. I rubed her through her panties, finding a small hole just over her clit. I stuck my fingrr thrugh it and asked,"What's this? For you to play with yourself?" She She quickly sucked my dick into her mouth. I pulled down her panties and broke the pepper in half. I licked her cunt and then held the lips apart with my fingers as I rubbed the clit with the pepper.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lust Engine]

Are we supposed to praise you? Why here???

 

[MR.GGG]

?

I don't think so.

On top of that too much Capsaicin in the mucuous membraines (like the vaginal walls or the clitoral hood) will kill neuron fibres. It'll have a PROFUND burning sensation by stimulating the "burn" receptors at the base of pain receptors in all the nerves in the region. Too much of the material will flood
the area with calcium ions and are liable to kill those nerve roots.

Oh ya... and she WILL bite of your dick if you ever actually try to do this!

 

[Guest]

Wrong board, dude. Sounds general to me.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Wrong board, dude. Sounds general to me.

Sounds quite malicious to me. Do you have any idea how hot a habanero pepper is? Not only would she bite your dick, she would probably bite it off! And damn, would you deserve it!

Blue

 

[HzDomme]

Saying sorry in advance

That has to be the funniest BS I"ve read in ages!
The punK2ashun wsn't bad but the spellin needs some wurk.

 

[MR.GGG]

indeed

kant ewe red hole lanjuges thas how theys our tot nowsday Ur behin the tymes an our insul ng theys fin storie who kneds punK2ashun aniwa

an beesid ther are a two in punK2ashun sew, ur knot to smar T nedder

 

[HzDomme]

I am so smartz damn, how did you spell it?

sined Kat.
they call me Kat cuz cats is smart aminals

 

[Ice Princess]

Obviously a piece of bizarre fiction by someone who's never had any contact with either a clitoris or a habanero pepper ...

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: indeed

kant ewe red hole lanjuges thas how theys our tot nowsday Ur behin the tymes an our insul ng theys fin storie who kneds punK2ashun aniwa

an beesid ther are a two in punK2ashun sew, ur knot to smar T nedder

I guess we are fortunate then. Our kids have been taught to read by phonics. Well, the girls, who are 16, were initially taught by whole language, but fortunately when we moved here, the next year, they corrected that by teaching phonics. And our son who has gone to school here all along was taught phonics.

And, being native Texans, they are growing up realizing how hot peppers can be! LOL!

Blue

 

[Michael42]

re

I am so smartz damn, how did you spell it?

sined Kat.
they call me Kat cuz cats is smart aminals

This could be the start of the Li'l Abner thread. God hep uz.

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: re

This could be the start of the Li'l Abner thread. God hep uz.

Where's a Shmoo when you need one?

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: re

This could be the start of the Li'l Abner thread. God hep uz.

Michael! How are ya, hon? Long time no talkie. Hey...didja notice that I finally qualified for an avatar? Do ya like mine? LOL! that's me before my first cup of coffee! ha!

Blue

 

[MR.GGG]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzschnortttzzzzzzzz

Yo, Blue. Nice to see in some areas of the world theyre actually back to teaching kids to read again. Makes ya wonder what they get paid for when the kiddies don't know ANYTHING in High School and when that fact comes out they blame it on the parents. Don't get me started...

You still use CUPS down there. All our coffee shops now provide IV bags and needles. With my work (NOT the GSpot research my REAL work) starting about 5 Am the first needle goes in. By 3:30 AM (the next day) if the eye lids start to droop ya just give the bag a good squeeze and them lids open right back up. On a busy day you can just sit on the bag but after a bit your teeth start to chatter and your eyeballs go into a kind of wide awake REM which makes driving in 8 lane rush hour traffic a thrill comparable to bunjii jumping off an overpass. YaaaahhhooooSPLAT! In reality you never actually make it to the third "h" but ya'll know what I meant, eh?

CHARGE!!! No rest for the wicked! Take no prisoners! Damn the torpeedoz. Full steam ahe ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzschnortttzzzzzzzz

Yo, Blue. Nice to see in some areas of the world theyre actually back to teaching kids to read again. Makes ya wonder what they get paid for when the kiddies don't know ANYTHING in High School and when that fact comes out they blame it on the parents. Don't get me started...

You still use CUPS down there. All our coffee shops now provide IV bags and needles. With my work (NOT the GSpot research my REAL work) starting about 5 Am the first needle goes in. By 3:30 AM (the next day) if the eye lids start to droop ya just give the bag a good squeeze and them lids open right back up. On a busy day you can just sit on the bag but after a bit your teeth start to chatter and your eyeballs go into a kind of wide awake REM which makes driving in 8 lane rush hour traffic a thrill comparable to bunjii jumping off an overpass. YaaaahhhooooSPLAT! In reality you never actually make it to the third "h" but ya'll know what I meant, eh?

CHARGE!!! No rest for the wicked! Take no prisoners! Damn the torpeedoz. Full steam ahe ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Uh, MrGGG, just what kind of work do you do that you're awake for so long? Sounds like a first or second year medical resident, or a fireman! LOL!

Ya know, I've often thought that giving coffee by IV would be the most effective way. Then something else occurred to me. Excuse the, um, delicateness and grossness of what I am about to say. I have a friend who is one of those Type "A" personalities. Just the opposite of me. Well, we were visiting her one weekend (she lives in another town) and she was brewing coffee pretty late. Now, that isn't really unusual for her, but it was later than she normally would. I commented on it and she said it wasn't to drink, it was for an enema! She said that it was for some health benefit or another, but now that I think back on it, I think she was possibly doing it for the caffeine rush she surely got from, um, ingesting it that way. Hmm...maybe she is on to something...LOL!

Yeah, I'm so happy that they teach phonics here. My son is a better reader than his older sisters, and his starting out with phonics might have something to do with that. Or maybe not. Who knows!

Blue
Proud member of the Lit BBSW Society

 

[MR.GGG]

glug burble glug

I mentioned that somewhere in this thread - Not the coffee but a glass of wine. The coffee is a cleanser I think and meant to be flushed out soon after along with everything it has dislodged from the walls of the intestines. NOT a pretty picture.

The wine on the other hand goes in and the alcohol goes straight into her bloodstream. It has to be done carefully because if she can get light headed on 2 to 3 glasses of wine she'll get about twice that effect on one in her bum.
Of course this technique would make buying a girl a drink in a bar a WHOLE different fun thing but alas she is expected to swallow it - the drink I mean.
Anyway for an INSTANT buzz (within a minute anyway) the glass or half of wine in there is a unique experience for women. On top of the GSpot stimulation if you were to do this too she'd likely run home to mama or move in with you that very night. Hard to say. Suffice it to say neither of these ideas are best brought up on a first date. She'd never believe it anyway.

My work? I'm self emplyed. Make safety stuff for professional working dogs.
Busy year. Velly velly busy. Good kharma tho.

Woof

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: glug burble glug

I mentioned that somewhere in this thread - Not the coffee but a glass of wine. The coffee is a cleanser I think and meant to be flushed out soon after along with everything it has dislodged from the walls of the intestines. NOT a pretty picture.

Anyway for an INSTANT buzz (within a minute anyway) the glass or half of wine in there is a unique experience for women. On top of the GSpot stimulation if you were to do this too she'd likely run home to mama or move in with you that very night. Hard to say. Suffice it to say neither of these ideas are best brought up on a first date. She'd never believe it anyway.

My work? I'm self emplyed. Make safety stuff for professional working dogs.
Busy year. Velly velly busy. Good kharma tho.

Woof

That must have been what she was doing it for, then. Interesting.

Yeah, I recalled that you mentioned wine administered in that fashion, sort of.

That's neat, what you do for a living. What kind of "safety stuff"? If you don't mind talking about it, that is.

Blue

 

[HELLTACO]

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[Pervert]

Obviously a piece of bizarre fiction by someone who's never had any contact with either a clitoris or a habanero pepper ...

I really don’t need to bullshit with all the experiences I’ve had. So it’s extremely painful? I told you she cried and
begged.
And no, I’ve never had my dick bit. What girl would dare do that?


Romantic Pervert? Not

Lie? Not

 

[a7yritch]

peppers

LOL go ahead I dare you...stick a pepper near my clit, and I'd "dare" to bite that dick off

 

[Pervert]

Re: peppers

LOL go ahead I dare you...stick a pepper near my clit, and I'd "dare" to bite that dick off

I would prove to you that I would turn your itch into a burning desire for me to lick and suck your hot cunt untill your hot juices fill my mouth with the taste of pepper. For this you would suck my cock (not bite it) untill it explodes in your mouth and spills on your tits for my g/f to lick off.

 

[MR.GGG]

Oh well..Hell, if YOU say so I'll have to try that then. So I get a bunch of HOT jalapenos and shove them into her vagina - what? Cubed? Sliced? Grated would be good...get better juice released that way I expect....and that'll make her wanna suck ma dick. Damn why didn't somebody tell me this when
I wuz in Hi School. I coulda been a STUD.

Wait a sec. Wouldn't a tube of HEAT work just as well? Hey fair's fair, right. She could get you all hot and wet and spread that gloop all over your balls. Then you can come back here and tell us all about how much it made you wanna go down her right then and there.

 

[Stephanie]

This has nothing whatsoever to do with "How To", this thread should be removed from this board.

This is disgusting and no woman in her right mind would allow you to do this to her unless she was drugged or tied up.

 

[BlueDaisy]

This has nothing whatsoever to do with "How To", this thread should be removed from this board.

This is disgusting and no woman in her right mind would allow you to do this to her unless she was drugged or tied up.

You are quite right, Stephanie. So why do we perpetuate this thread and give that moron the satisfaction of replies?

Hmm...could be because we are enjoying telling him what a friggin' IDIOT he is. You know, he must be a descendent of the Marquis himself, ol' de Sade.

Hey, MrGGG...I've got an idea...let's tie him down and use that cream stuff you mentioned...rub it nice and thick on his cock and balls, then give him an enema with it.

Oh, and by the way, Pervert...if you are so well educated in matters of hot peppers, you would know that you would not kill the heat from habaneros just by sucking on her cunt. It takes dairy products, such as milk or sour cream to cut the heat from hot peppers. I know. I live in South Texas where we use them a lot...in our food, not in bed!

Hey...why don't we find another forum to take this discussion to? It is getting interesting! LOL!

Blue