I got arrested for that!?!

[Valdimer]

What is the most retarded thing you have ever been arrested for?
For me, (get ready for this) was not having batteries in my smoke detectors. No shit. Months ago, me and my roomates had a fire inspector come into our apartment to check it out, see if it was liveable. To my suprise, we didnt have battieres in 2 of our smoke detectors. I recived to tickets, each for 100 dollars, for not having them in there. In all honesty, I made an honest attempt to pay the tickets, but never got around to it. Later on, while driving down the road, I got pulled over. Come to find out, i had 2 outstanding warrents for my arrest as a result of not paying those fines, as a result of not having batteries in my somke detectors. Jesus! Talk about embarrassing! However, it does make for a real nice party story........ so tell me, what is the wierdest thing you have ever been arrested for?

 

[Blackbich]

I have never been arrested, knock on wood.

My mom got out of being arrested when she was younger. Her neighbor called the police because she and her friend were chasing each other in the rain, you know, being disorderly. When the cop got there, he was too busy staring at my mom and her friend in their see-through negliglees to arrest them. He just smiled and told them to have a nice night!


And you're right, that is a stupid ass reason to get arrested!

 

[Simply Me]

I've never been arrested, but theres still plenty of time..
And I have never heard of anyone being fined for not having batteries in their smoke alarm.. and even so, the fine seems mighty steep to me. *Going to check my smoke alarms*

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Back in the day....(Heh!)

Some friends and I thought we were cool enough and quick enough to attempt a dash and dine. Wrong. We were caught. To this day I am embarassed to admit I was arrested for not paying for a Big Boy.

 

[Always]

i've never been arrested, never even got a speeding ticket *grins*

you got arrested for that... that's "fuckin' bogus" as my younger brother puts it.

although my father was once arrested for attempting to assassinate president nixon...

 

[ChaoticLil]

My husband was arrested for not having his seat belt on.

It seems that (according to the Judge) that the Federal Government has nothing better to do with our tax money than to pay police officers double time to look for us poor lawbreaking non seat belt hoodlums. Not only being arrested for that is stupid, but using my tax dollars to catch them is a waste.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.....my step-son is in jail right now for running off without paying for his gas ($11.00), and then evading arrest.

 

[Valdimer]

I have never been arrested, knock on wood.

My mom got out of being arrested when she was younger. Her neighbor called the police because she and her friend were chasing each other in the rain, you know, being disorderly. When the cop got there, he was too busy staring at my mom and her friend in their see-through negliglees to arrest them. He just smiled and told them to have a nice night!

LMAO! My god, that is just plain hilarious!! LMAO

 

[Blackbich]

Glad I could make you smile. It's a true story, by the way.

 

[Valdimer]

shit, i just lost my train of thought *train derailing* i was thinking of you in a seethru negligee............

 

[Todd]

What is the most retarded thing you have ever been arrested for?
For me, (get ready for this) was not having batteries in my smoke detectors. No shit. Months ago, me and my roomates had a fire inspector come into our apartment to check it out, see if it was liveable. To my suprise, we didnt have battieres in 2 of our smoke detectors. I recived to tickets, each for 100 dollars, for not having them in there. In all honesty, I made an honest attempt to pay the tickets, but never got around to it. Later on, while driving down the road, I got pulled over. Come to find out, i had 2 outstanding warrents for my arrest as a result of not paying those fines, as a result of not having batteries in my somke detectors. Jesus! Talk about embarrassing! However, it does make for a real nice party story........ so tell me, what is the wierdest thing you have ever been arrested for?

What they did was illegal unless there had been a fire in the building, they are not allowed to enter a private residence to do inspection. The only exception is if you are running a business in your residence that taked up over 1/2 of your square foot space. that should of been thrown out of court.

You can find some info on how to fight to get it thrown out and counter sue on invasion of privacy on that specific incidence on http://www.infowars.com

 

[Blackbich]

shit, i just lost my train of thought *train derailing* i was thinking of you in a seethru negligee............

LMAO!! You're too cute.

 

[Valdimer]

would that still count if it was a rented home? would the house that i rented from be considered the buisness? nonetheless, thank you for that bit of info todd.

 

[Valdimer]

LMAO!! You're too cute.

awwwwwww shucks *blushing*

 

[Todd]

would that still count if it was a rented home? would the house that i rented from be considered the buisness? nonetheless, thank you for that bit of info todd.

Same rules for a rented residence, unless the resident i.e you are running a business out of there that takes over 1/2 the space


I know, I know!! I know i know way to much about american stuff

 

[pabloback]

what would have happened if you had the batteries, but no smoke detectors?

 

[Valdimer]

battieres but no detectors........, well, i dont think anything would have happened, lol

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Ohmyfawkinggawd...

Once my wife left me for a Lesbian.
When tax time came, I needed two signatures to get my refund.
Everytime I would call, the lesbian would call the police.
Finally they arrested me for harrassing phone calls.
Once in the calabalooose, they got things straightened out and got my check signed.
Then they harrassed my sexuality...

 

[Valdimer]

well, now i dont feel to bad about my experiance, lol,

 

[Andra_Jenny]

whenever I can help...

I am here for the members of the board,


oh please sir, may I have another?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Vald

I got a good one for you,

two friends were driving home after a night at the bar, they get pulled over and my buddy who tells the story was the passenger. Once the police had the driver in custody for DUI, he decided to get lippy. After some time, the officer got tired of his act and told him to go roll the windows up on the car (electronic windows). As sson as the key hit the ignition, two for the drunk tank thank you please sir may I have another...

 

[Valdimer]

lol, it seems to me that you have had just a bit to much to drink, lol..........a hell, thats were i should be.........but seriously, heres one for ya, I almost got arrested for indecent expousre.....lol, i was takin a piss under a light post, behind the highschool were i live, and lo and behold, 2 cruisers came strollin down where i was. Thier reason for coming down there, earlier, before we had gotten there, some dumb ass had been lighting off verrrrry loud noise makers, and proceeded to search us and our car. But nothing came of that.......

 

[Andra_Jenny]

That kinda happened to me

'cept it was in Cancun and once I had produced enough Pesos to prove I was sincerely sorry, the federales realized that I was just pouring a corona on the ground (oh, hell, maybe even a worse sin... ).

 

[WriterDom]

I got arrested for fishing with worms.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Go on sir. pray

do tell...


we is all ears....

 

[Valdimer]

arrested for using worms?! Are you serious?