I got a letter from Bill Clinton

[leZilla]

I'm sure I'm the only one who received it. The signature looked real. Like photocopied, but a real signature that was authentically photocopied.

I must be one fucking special broad.

 

[Killswitch]

And you look great in a blue dress.

 

[leZilla]

And at least my blue dress is a size 2, not a 22. I should have been the one. I wouldn't have wanted the pizza, just the dessert.

 

[rick_j21]

Okay so tell us why did you get a letter from Bill Clinton?

 

[leZilla]

Okay so tell us why did you get a letter from Bill Clinton?

He was begging me like a pussy to vote for his wife. As if.

 

[rick_j21]

He was begging me like a pussy to vote for his wife. As if.

lol I am just going to guess that won't be happening?

 

[leZilla]

lol I am just going to guess that won't be happening?

I will give you one guess. If you guess wrong, you shall be beheaded.

What say you?

 

[rick_j21]

I will give you one guess. If you guess wrong, you shall be beheaded.

What say you?

I say no and I will keep my head

 

[leZilla]

I say no and I will keep my head

Wise man.

You know if that was his semen on MY dress I would have milked it for all it was worth. I'd be a millionaire living on the isle of wight

 

[rick_j21]

Wise man.

You know if that was his semen on MY dress I would have milked it for all it was worth. I'd be a millionaire living on the isle of wight

The Isle of Wight. Why of all places would that be your pick? Funny how he really knew how to get the "hot" girls to cum on.

 

[leZilla]

The Isle of Wight. Why of all places would that be your pick? Funny how he really knew how to get the "hot" girls to cum on.

Because I vacationed there as a girl and have such incredibly fond memories. And if I had loads of money, why shouldn't I buy a cottage there?

Hillary is going to tank. I'm not saying it would not be cool to have a woman president, no less a formal first lady...but she just isn't stong enough.

 

[patient1]

He was begging me like a pussy to vote for his wife. As if.

I misjudged the man. I figured he was asking for money.

 

[rick_j21]

Because I vacationed there as a girl and have such incredibly fond memories. And if I had loads of money, why shouldn't I buy a cottage there?

Hillary is going to tank. I'm not saying it would not be cool to have a woman president, no less a formal first lady...but she just isn't stong enough.

Ah well then the Isle of Wight would be cool for you. I hope that you are right about her tanking. I can not see him as the first man.

 

[someplace]

The Isle of Wight is a very cool place.

 

[rick_j21]

The Isle of Wight is a very cool place.

So I have heard.... I'd love to go just once.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm sure I'm the only one who received it. The signature looked real. Like photocopied, but a real signature that was authentically photocopied.

I must be one fucking special broad.

I have an autographed picture of George W Bush.

It says, Thank you for your support of the Republican National Committee. Working together, we will build a better future for every American.
Best Wishes
George Bush.

I put it on the wall of my office, for all my Republican co-workers to see. None of them got a picture. They wanted to know how I got a picture and they didn't. I said, Did you give money to the Ropublicans?
They all said yes.

Well then, I answered, You bought it for me.

 

[leZilla]

Yes, indeed the isle of wight is where I would be if the president splooged on my ugly blue dress.

But more importantly, who are you feeling ok about so far? I'm getting a prickley feeling in my groin about Edwards, and a tingle for Obama.

What say you, fellow democrats?

 

[someplace]

I'm sure I'm the only one who received it. The signature looked real. Like photocopied, but a real signature that was authentically photocopied.

I must be one fucking special broad.

autopen

 

[bronzeage]

Yes, indeed the isle of wight is where I would be if the president splooged on my ugly blue dress.

But more importantly, who are you feeling ok about so far? I'm getting a prickley feeling in my groin about Edwards, and a tingle for Obama.

What say you, fellow democrats?

I think just before the Democratic election someone will show up with a DVD of Hillary working at an Arkansas Humane shelter, where she sings "What's New Pussycat" while euthanizing suplus kittens.

At the same time, a political action committee will file suit against Obama, claiming since he is only half black, he can only have half the black votes.

Edwards will get the nomination by default and face a Republican who has been in a coma for the entire Bush adminstration.

 

[someplace]

I have an autographed picture of George W Bush.

Mine says:

to [someplace]

Thanks!

George


It's of him and Laura and the twins, and it's not an autopen

I need to hang it up someplace where Bluebie doesn't go.

 

[someplace]

I think just before the Democratic election someone will show up with a DVD of Hillary working at an Arkansas Humane shelter, where she sings "What's New Pussycat" while euthanizing suplus kittens.

At the same time, a political action committee will file suit against Obama, claiming since he is only half black, he can only have half the black votes.

Edwards will get the nomination by default and face a Republican who has been in a coma for the entire Bush adminstration.

I may be tipsy tonight, but I think that'll still be a hilarious read in the morning.

 

[ronpaulitician]

Edwards will get the nomination by default and face a Republican who has been in a coma for the entire Bush adminstration.

I thought term limits would prevent Bush from running again...

 

[bronzeage]

I thought term limits would prevent Bush from running again...

yes, that is true. The Republicans are very happy about that.

How does that affect the next election?

 

[ronpaulitician]

How does that affect the next election?

Hopefully, enough GOP voters will vote for some real change. If not, I hope enough of them stay home to ensure that Giuliani doesn't take us into Iran.