I Got A Hillary Coffin Joke

[NOIRTRASH]

Its Too Funny

 

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Once upon a time Hillary Clinton decided to be noble and run for President so she could save America from all its deplorable and unredeemable bigots. But she wasn't well.

 

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Ill or not she felt she owed it to America to save it. She appealed to her doctors and they prescribed many meds to help her carry on her Quest for Justice. But the meds made her cough a lot. She was so embarrassed.

 

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But it was too much for her, and one day during a coughing fit she fell down the stairs of her airplane and broke her ass like it was Humpty Dumpty. And she died. Obama displayed her coffin in the White House. And millions lined up to pay their last respects. But there was a small problem.

 

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The Secret Service noticed the problem first, then Michelle Obama, and then Chelsea. The coffin moved. Not a lot. Not far. But it definitely moved. OMG

 

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Perfessers and great minds from across the planet consulted and studied the problem. No idea worked. The coffin kept moving. No one knew what to do.

 

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Eventually Donald Trump got wind of the problem, and said, 'I CAN FIX THE PROBLEM REALLY REALLY FAST. IN SECONDS. IN MICRO SECONDS! THE MEDIA LAUGHED AT HIM.

 

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In the end though the clock ran out and Obama hadda do something to stop Hillary's coffin. And Trump was summoned to the White House. Obama said, GO FOR IT and rolled his eyes.

 

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Trump walked over to the coffin, lifted the lid, and dumped a bag of something into it.

Then they waited. An hour passed without any movement. Two hours. Three hours.

The coffin had stopped.

Obama asked Trump, WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE COFFIN TO MAKE IT STOP?

SMITH BROTHERS COUGH DROPS.

 

[GrandpaBill]

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[jomar]

Sometimes it's a long walk to a lame punchline.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

epic failure??? lmfao