I got 38 years out of my first guitar

[Bert Notorius]

and only 2 years out of my first wife.

 

[cjh]

and only 2 years out of my first wife.

Hmm.

Was she laminate?

 

[Beco]

and only 2 years out of my first wife.

played and played....

 

[blobfish]

Is guitar playing make you sexier?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hmm.

Was she laminate?

the guitar was japanese...

the wife was native Americanish...

plucks and fucks

 

[cjh]

the guitar was japanese...

the wife was native Americanish...

plucks and fucks

Hmmm.

There's a great era of Japanese Fenders.

Dunno about any Chickasaw ones, though.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hmmm.

There's a great era of Japanese Fenders.

Dunno about any Chickasaw ones, though.

they're more about the tom tom...

 

[cjh]

they're more about the tom tom...

I had a Korean Gretsch.

From the lost years.

Semi hollow.

DeArmond pickups.

I fucked up and traded it.

Bang my drum.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I had a Korean Gretsch.

From the lost years.

Semi hollow.

DeArmond pickups.

I fucked up and traded it.

Bang my drum.

some asshole has my same git on ebay for 800 bucks.

I did pick up a new wife.

She plays a lot better.

 

[cjh]

some asshole has my same git on ebay for 800 bucks.

I did pick up a new wife.

She plays a lot better.

Does she humbuck?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Does she humbuck?

she is unplugged.

 

[cjh]

she is unplugged.

Cutaway?

 

[clutch1]

the guitar was japanese...

the wife was native Americanish...

plucks and fucks

Was she mean as a rattlesnake when she hit the firewater too hard?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Cutaway?

Dreadnaught...

 

[Bert Notorius]

Was she mean as a rattlesnake when she hit the firewater too hard?

you know, i don't really remember, but her dad was a sonofabitch.

 

[cjh]

Dreadnaught...

Gotta love big hips in just the right measure.

 

[clutch1]

you know, i don't really remember, but her dad was a sonofabitch.

You don't remember, maybe it was you that needed to step away from the firewater.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Gotta love big hips in just the right measure.

it all comes down to proper fingering.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You don't remember, maybe it was you that needed to step away from the firewater.

like you remember your whores from 38 years ago...

 

[clutch1]

like you remember your whores from 38 years ago...

Good point! But not 38yrs ago. Not a ageist thing but I'd be only five.
But some of there names are a bit fuzzy, even from 25or6 years ago.

 

[ChinaBandit]

You can't go American either way.

I dropped my Martin for a Cole Clark and my first wife for an Asian lady.

The music has been far more beautiful ever since.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You can't go American either way.

I dropped my Martin for a Cole Clark and my first wife for an Asian lady.

The music has been far more beautiful ever since.

I'm going Polish & Canadian.

 

[Bert Notorius]

When I'm Sixty Four original (In the key of C major)