I give up...

[elsol]

A 50 cent (the rapper) book!

I hope there's a hood-to-english translation.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[sharingfantasies]

A 50 cent (the rapper) book!

I hope there's a hood-to-english translation.

Sincerely,
ElSol

It shouldn't be too hard to read.. 90% of the words are F...

 

[elsol]

It shouldn't be too hard to read.. 90% of the words are F...

Now, I REALLY give up... I didn't know he was writing erotica!

Sincerely,
EllSol

 

[JamesSD]

A 50 cent (the rapper) book!

I hope there's a hood-to-english translation.

And this is worse than the Paris Hilton book?
(Subtitled 'I ghost-wrote this all by myself!')

 

[erise]

It shouldn't be too hard to read.. 90% of the words are F...

Half a buck
writing "fuck"

Hey, I wrote a poem!

 

[velvetpie]

If you're surprised about that, then you'll be very surprised to know that there's a movie coming out about his life ...

 

[McKenna]

Half a buck
writing "fuck"

Hey, I wrote a poem!

another line and you'd almost have haiku

 

[AppleBiter]

What a G.I.M.P.

 

[Guest]

Half a buck
writing "fuck"
But I'm still a schmuck
Hey, I wrote a poem!

There. Now it's a haiku.

 

[Guest]

Bill Maher has an HBO special we saw just last week in which he translates several hip hop tunes.

Funny as hell.

He reads them aloud:

"My sibling and I were discussing the possibility of obtaining some illegal pharmaceuticals.
We reasoned there may be weapons there, too."

or

"My body is incredible. I have vitality, stamina, and am well-skilled with intercourse.
I will continue to have intercourse with you, again and again, thus demonstrating to you my incredible stamina."

and so on - I can't remember the songs they came from but it was so funny.

 

[fieryjen]

Bill Maher has an HBO special we saw just last week in which he translates several hip hop tunes.

Funny as hell.

He reads them aloud:

"My sibling and I were discussing the possibility of obtaining some illegal pharmaceuticals.
We reasoned there may be weapons there, too."

or

"My body is incredible. I have vitality, stamina, and am well-skilled with intercourse.
I will continue to have intercourse with you, again and again, thus demonstrating to you my incredible stamina."

and so on - I can't remember the songs they came from but it was so funny.

That sounds hysterical. I'd love to see the originals, although I imagine those are pretty generic phrases found in a lot of songs.