I Fucked Ashley Madison

[Dixon Carter Lee]

She promised she wouldn't tell anyone.

 

[tedsbeds]

She promised she wouldn't tell anyone.

She told me that too, right after she told me she fucked you!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Haha. She lied to you both! She taped that shit and put it on tumblr!

 

[tedsbeds]

Haha. She lied to you both! She taped that shit and put it on tumblr!

So how did I look?

 

[parodyluvr75]

She promised she wouldn't tell anyone.

She didn't but she left her diary out and her brother took it.

 

[Misshotndeep]

So how did I look?

Nice ass but you need to manscape. Seriously! There are bears and there are jungles. I saw your monkeys dude.

 

[tedsbeds]

Nice ass but you need to manscape. Seriously! There are bears and there are jungles. I saw your monkeys dude.

I will take that under advisement, thank you.

 

[Misshotndeep]

http://sinatraguide.com/Monkees/cassata-monkees.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

She promised she wouldn't tell anyone.

You mean ....Didn't tell you Ashly is a dude.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You mean ....Didn't tell you Ashly is a dude.

That's ASheManAgain, not Ashley Madison. You keep making that mistake.

 

[RawHumor]

Ashley Madison? She wouldn't screw you. I thought she had a husband!

What's this world coming to?

 

[RawHumor]

"Good ol' Ashley Madison, remember her?
I fucked her!"

Andrew Dice Clay 2015, maybe