I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard

[Wildcard Ky]

Pretty funny read.

Ann Coulter

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.

LMAO! This has to be a Lit author.

 

[rgraham666]

That's pretty fucking funny!

I'd give it a four if I could vote on it. Writing style was good and it was quite funny. But Anne Coulter is not one of my fantasies. I suspect if I stuck my baby maker in any of her orifices she'd bite it off.

 

[impressive]

 

[Liar]

Well, that was cute.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, that was cute.

It was better than "I french kissed Al Gore at the carnival".

 

[impressive]

It was better than "I french kissed Al Gore at the carnival".

Damn you!

 

[Liar]

It was better than "I french kissed Al Gore at the carnival".

But hey, it had a carnival. That gotta account for something.

 

[Hooper_X]

I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.

I object to the notion that this androgynous, shrilly polemical, anorexic peroxide-piranha has hips. He probably fucked Ms. Coulter's equally annoying wanna-be-WASP yenta doppelganger--the loathesome Debbie Schlussel--hard in her fat ass and failed to note the difference.

 

[Avalanche Man]

No.........you Didn't

No.....you Didn't.........cuz If You Had It Wouldhave Been On F...news As A Bill O'r........ Special........or Maybe Gloria Whatahername.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It was better than "I french kissed Al Gore at the carnival".

Why did this get me really hot?

 

[rgraham666]

Why did this get me really hot?

Last time I looked, everything gets you really hot.

 

[Liar]

Last time I looked, everything gets you really hot.

Dude, miss S doesn't need to get really hot. She always is.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Why did this get me really hot?

Why wouldn't it?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Dude, miss S doesn't need to get really hot. She always is.

You totally rock.

Last time I looked, everything gets you really hot.

Not everything! I saw Trent Lott on tv yesterday and he didn't do a thing for me.

 

[rgraham666]

Not everything! I saw Trent Lott on tv yesterday and he didn't do a thing for me.

Lucky for me, I don't look anything like Trent Lott.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Lucky for me, I don't look anything like Trent Lott.

Looks don't matter so much to me, but a stick in the ass certainly does.

 

[rgraham666]

Looks don't matter so much to me, but a stick in the ass certainly does.

Woman knows the way to my heart.

 

[Guest]

I cannot envision that woman having any resemblance to a sexual being.

Her ass is so tight she probably craps through her mouth.

Ugh.

(Now, a tight and squirmy ass is one thing, mind you. But I'm talking right-wing propaganda-glued tight-ass butt cheeks. Goes along with the bitch moniker. And Ugh again.)

 

[cloudy]

I cannot envision that woman having any resemblance to a sexual being.

Her ass is so tight she probably craps through her mouth.

Ugh.

(Now, a tight and squirmy ass is one thing, mind you. But I'm talking right-wing propaganda-glued tight-ass butt cheeks. Goes along with the bitch moniker. And Ugh again.)

So tight she crochets barbed-wire?

(gotta love some of the southern sayings )

 

[Guest]

So tight she crochets barbed-wire?

(gotta love some of the southern sayings )

 

[JamesSD]

Pretty funny read.

Ann Coulter

Quite funny indeed.