I found my soulmate.

[parodyluvr75]

I just to have to make him realize it.

Does head trauma make a man more loving?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are sticky traps more humane?

 

[parodyluvr75]

How do I get him in my birdcage?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I could look into those beady little eyes forever.

 

[blackleggings]

Is he a big cock? Those are the only soul mates of mine.

 

[mark197205]

Does he have a big cock? Those are the only soul mates of mine.

*whistles innocently*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is he a big cock? Those are the only soul mates of mine.

Big cock, little cock...as long as they aren't a prick.

*whistles innocently*

But do you have beady eyes?

 

[mark197205]

Big cock, little cock...as long as they aren't a prick.



But do you have beady eyes?

They're big and brown..

 

[blackleggings]

Big cock, little cock...as long as they aren't a prick.



But do you have beady eyes?

What about brightly colored feathers?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I can make an exception.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What about brightly colored feathers?

Plumage is important.

 

[blackleggings]

Look, I feel for you. I have a few extra soul mates that I'll be more than happy to let you have one if you want.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I've set my heart on a beady eyed dreamboat. I haven't given up on catching him, I just need the right bait, I'm thinking something form skirting that shows lots of cleavage. But a bear trap or sticky trap would be less work.

 

[Tryharder62]

I've set my heart on a beady eyed dreamboat. I haven't given up on catching him, I just need the right bait, I'm thinking something form skirting that shows lots of cleavage. But a bear trap or sticky trap would be less work.

I use granola bars and handcuffs.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I use granola bars and handcuffs.

I have those! Good idea, but I think he's a carnivore. Can I substitute a steak?

 

[Tryharder62]

I have those! Good idea, but I think he's a carnivore. Can I substitute a steak?

Cleavage, steak and handcuffs......I think you are good to go!!!!

 

[butters]

I just to have to make him realize it.

Does head trauma make a man more loving?

only if you hit it right

 

[parodyluvr75]

I need directions.

 

[Tryharder62]

Sufficate him with your cleavage. The lack of oxygen can do it too.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

This song is about me isn't it?

 

[Tryharder62]

You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you don't you don't you......

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sufficate him with your cleavage. The lack of oxygen can do it too.

I really really like how you think.

This song is about me isn't it?

Do you have beady eyes?

 

[Squibbs]

Is he a big cock? Those are the only soul mates of mine.

We could never be soulmates...

 

[LadyVer]

We could never be soulmates...

The other soulmate thread reminded me of a soap opera, gone really bad.