I found a man under my sink.

I was just going to ask if there was man crack present.
 
Mourn his belt that sits sadly neglected in a drawer in a land far far away. Or if you are brave slap some self tanner on it and save someone else the eye sore. That is a full 4 inches. Maybe he likes the air on his cheeks. I only hope he stopped the leak.
 
Mourn his belt that sits sadly neglected in a drawer in a land far far away. Or if you are brave slap some self tanner on it and save someone else the eye sore. That is a full 4 inches. Maybe he likes the air on his cheeks. I only hope he stopped the leak.

I'm spell bound by the peeking moon.

drop a quarter in the coin slot

Last time I did that, I got asked to dinner.
 
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