I Finally Got One
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lovetoread
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Congrats!
I got the nerve last month and it has been a blast since.
Enjoy your new friend.
I got the nerve last month and it has been a blast since.
Enjoy your new friend.
MidnightAngel
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Armygirl said:
Ah, you're a pro already!!
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got one
As a male I enjoy a dildo at times myself! great orgasms with it in there.
As a male I enjoy a dildo at times myself! great orgasms with it in there.
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JayAllen---You don't need a dildo...I'll come over and give you a good " cornholing " any time you want it...
*throbbing*
HotManure
*throbbing*
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unreg
Only permissable if you female!
Only permissable if you female!
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ShamelessFlirt
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A touch of humor since I can't touch ...lol
Why men are on this planet ...
Why men are on this planet ...
lovetoread
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Re: A touch of humor since I can't touch ...lol
Bingo shameless....its about darn time that it was known...
ShamelessFlirt said:
Bingo shameless....its about darn time that it was known...
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humor
Damn Shameless is that ALL we are good for?
I really thought we contributed something to the ladies.
It is a shame though I can't find one to help fulfill my fantasy here in Michigan!
Damn Shameless is that ALL we are good for?
I really thought we contributed something to the ladies.
It is a shame though I can't find one to help fulfill my fantasy here in Michigan!
Babydoll5272
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Another suggestion
Just another suggestion to the wonderful vibrator! A removable shower head massager that you use in your shower works better then any vibrator!!
I had heard about the shower head from several friends online. I made my purchase and had hubby install it the that day! LORD almighty talk about mind blowing orgasim!
Simply shoot the water spray towards your clit and hold on ladies!!
It is going to be a bumpy and wild ride!
Just another suggestion to the wonderful vibrator! A removable shower head massager that you use in your shower works better then any vibrator!!
I had heard about the shower head from several friends online. I made my purchase and had hubby install it the that day! LORD almighty talk about mind blowing orgasim!
Simply shoot the water spray towards your clit and hold on ladies!!
It is going to be a bumpy and wild ride!
lovetoread
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Re: Another suggestion
Oh my gawd.....I love my showerhead.........
Babydoll5272 said:Just another suggestion to the wonderful vibrator! A removable shower head massager that you use in your shower works better then any vibrator!!
I had heard about the shower head from several friends online. I made my purchase and had hubby install it the that day! LORD almighty talk about mind blowing orgasim!
Simply shoot the water spray towards your clit and hold on ladies!!
It is going to be a bumpy and wild ride!
Oh my gawd.....I love my showerhead.........
Babydoll5272
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Mans greatest invention
I am glad to see I am not the only one who loves and appreciates their shower head!!
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DOLL
I am glad to see I am not the only one who loves and appreciates their shower head!!
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ShamelessFlirt
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Scrub a dub dub
It works for guys too, but if you do it in the bath, the fruits of your labor wind up all over your body hair and itch like crazy when it dries (hey, I was young)!
Just a heads up ...lol
lovetoread said:
It works for guys too, but if you do it in the bath, the fruits of your labor wind up all over your body hair and itch like crazy when it dries (hey, I was young)!
Just a heads up ...lol
P. B. Walker
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OMGGGGG!!!
I used to have an out-of-town lady friend visit me quite regularly (yes, just a friend), and after she would take a shower she would always say "Gawd, I just love your shower. The water pressure is amazing". Yes, I have a removeable showerhead. I now know what she was doing it there... And she was always so bright and cheery after a shower... hehehe.. why didn't I see it then.
Ohhhh.. I'm gonna have to give her shit now... lmao
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I used to have an out-of-town lady friend visit me quite regularly (yes, just a friend), and after she would take a shower she would always say "Gawd, I just love your shower. The water pressure is amazing". Yes, I have a removeable showerhead. I now know what she was doing it there... And she was always so bright and cheery after a shower... hehehe.. why didn't I see it then.
Ohhhh.. I'm gonna have to give her shit now... lmao
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one of my favorite things to do in the whole world is to go into a sex shop with absolutely no hang ups or inhibitions. going in there proudly really excites me. i take my time, look at everything, be a good comparative consumer, loving every moment someone looks at me and wonders 'what is this seemingly innocent young woman doing in such a place!?'
last time i went to the shop, i got a vibrator and a vibrating dildo (i've been having dp fantasies for a while). my other toys run on small batteries, but my new one runs on C's. i have to say i was surprised when i used it. i also have to say that it's now my new favorite!
last time i went to the shop, i got a vibrator and a vibrating dildo (i've been having dp fantasies for a while). my other toys run on small batteries, but my new one runs on C's. i have to say i was surprised when i used it. i also have to say that it's now my new favorite!
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I have to say, just_so, that some of the most fun I had was going into a sex shop with a femal friend of mine. There was nothing sexual between us, but we just carried on, fencing each other with giant dildos, naming the latex vaginas after other folks we knew.
I'm going to have to do that again sometime. Wanna come along?
I'm going to have to do that again sometime. Wanna come along?
batter
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useful {?} fact
did you know that the plug in the wall type of vibrator is better than the battery run type? they wont heat up as fast as the battery ones and of course the obvious, the power doesnt weaken as you use it because it is plugged in the wall.
honestly, i read that somewhere.
did you know that the plug in the wall type of vibrator is better than the battery run type? they wont heat up as fast as the battery ones and of course the obvious, the power doesnt weaken as you use it because it is plugged in the wall.
honestly, i read that somewhere.
SilverVeil
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LOL and people wonder why there is never any hot water in my house !!!!
AmenRa
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BOB's and showerheads
Good old BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend).
Some female friends and I were talking the other day, and the conversation drifted onto dildoes, something I knew nothing about. Oh, but did I get an education! Fortunately, for me, being the "uneducated" one in the bunch, I was treated to a live and in-person demonstration of exactly how one was used. (not like I have never seen a porn film before, but.......). Afterwards, in what I thought was a comparison of useages, I was requested to contribute to the demonstration. One of them said that the real thing was much better. The other, well, she said that it was not the same, just different (perhaps she didn't want to hurt my feelings?).
I hope they don't learn about the showerhead thing. I may be out of friends.
Good old BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend).
Some female friends and I were talking the other day, and the conversation drifted onto dildoes, something I knew nothing about. Oh, but did I get an education! Fortunately, for me, being the "uneducated" one in the bunch, I was treated to a live and in-person demonstration of exactly how one was used. (not like I have never seen a porn film before, but.......). Afterwards, in what I thought was a comparison of useages, I was requested to contribute to the demonstration. One of them said that the real thing was much better. The other, well, she said that it was not the same, just different (perhaps she didn't want to hurt my feelings?).
I hope they don't learn about the showerhead thing. I may be out of friends.
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