I Finally Got One

Armygirl

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well i finnally got up enuf nerves to buy myself a vibrator

i figure if I dont have a man I can still have sex lol very safe sex.

im so proud of myself

Army
 
Congrats!

I got the nerve last month and it has been a blast since.

Enjoy your new friend.
 
Vibrator

Armygirl said:
it is better than my last boyfriend

Too bad old boyfriends don't come with a plug and batteries. Kinda sounds like my ex too. I think I would have needed to hook her up to a nuclear power plant to get some reaction LOL Vinny
 
got one

As a male I enjoy a dildo at times myself! great orgasms with it in there.
 
JayAllen---You don't need a dildo...I'll come over and give you a good " cornholing " any time you want it...

*throbbing*

HotManure
 
A touch of humor since I can't touch ...lol

Why men are on this planet ...
 
Re: A touch of humor since I can't touch ...lol

ShamelessFlirt said:
Why men are on this planet ...

Bingo shameless....its about darn time that it was known... ;)
 
humor

Damn Shameless is that ALL we are good for?

I really thought we contributed something to the ladies.

It is a shame though I can't find one to help fulfill my fantasy here in Michigan!
 
Shameless, how could you!

LOL
is that all we men are good for?

my, my, my...but at least we wont chip your teeth during oral!
LOL:D
 
Another suggestion

Just another suggestion to the wonderful vibrator! A removable shower head massager that you use in your shower works better then any vibrator!!

I had heard about the shower head from several friends online. I made my purchase and had hubby install it the that day! LORD almighty talk about mind blowing orgasim!

Simply shoot the water spray towards your clit and hold on ladies!!

It is going to be a bumpy and wild ride!

:p :p
 
Re: Another suggestion

Babydoll5272 said:
Just another suggestion to the wonderful vibrator! A removable shower head massager that you use in your shower works better then any vibrator!!

I had heard about the shower head from several friends online. I made my purchase and had hubby install it the that day! LORD almighty talk about mind blowing orgasim!

Simply shoot the water spray towards your clit and hold on ladies!!

It is going to be a bumpy and wild ride!

:p :p

Oh my gawd.....I love my showerhead.........
 
Mans greatest invention

I am glad to see I am not the only one who loves and appreciates their shower head!!

LOL
DOLL
 
Scrub a dub dub

lovetoread said:


Oh my gawd.....I love my showerhead.........

It works for guys too, but if you do it in the bath, the fruits of your labor wind up all over your body hair and itch like crazy when it dries (hey, I was young)!

Just a heads up ...lol
 
OMGGGGG!!!

I used to have an out-of-town lady friend visit me quite regularly (yes, just a friend), and after she would take a shower she would always say "Gawd, I just love your shower. The water pressure is amazing". Yes, I have a removeable showerhead. I now know what she was doing it there... And she was always so bright and cheery after a shower... hehehe.. why didn't I see it then.

Ohhhh.. I'm gonna have to give her shit now... lmao

- PBW
 
one of my favorite things to do in the whole world is to go into a sex shop with absolutely no hang ups or inhibitions. going in there proudly really excites me. i take my time, look at everything, be a good comparative consumer, loving every moment someone looks at me and wonders 'what is this seemingly innocent young woman doing in such a place!?'

last time i went to the shop, i got a vibrator and a vibrating dildo (i've been having dp fantasies for a while). my other toys run on small batteries, but my new one runs on C's. i have to say i was surprised when i used it. i also have to say that it's now my new favorite!
 
I have to say, just_so, that some of the most fun I had was going into a sex shop with a femal friend of mine. There was nothing sexual between us, but we just carried on, fencing each other with giant dildos, naming the latex vaginas after other folks we knew.

I'm going to have to do that again sometime. Wanna come along? ;)
 
useful {?} fact

did you know that the plug in the wall type of vibrator is better than the battery run type? they wont heat up as fast as the battery ones and of course the obvious, the power doesnt weaken as you use it because it is plugged in the wall.

honestly, i read that somewhere.:cool:
 
LOL and people wonder why there is never any hot water in my house !!!!:D
 
YUP

I found that out too. Whenever I'd go into the shower the head was pointed at my D***. Now I know what the female before me was doing.....Mine isnt removable...:D
 
BOB's and showerheads

Good old BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend).

Some female friends and I were talking the other day, and the conversation drifted onto dildoes, something I knew nothing about. Oh, but did I get an education! Fortunately, for me, being the "uneducated" one in the bunch, I was treated to a live and in-person demonstration of exactly how one was used. (not like I have never seen a porn film before, but.......). Afterwards, in what I thought was a comparison of useages, I was requested to contribute to the demonstration. One of them said that the real thing was much better. The other, well, she said that it was not the same, just different (perhaps she didn't want to hurt my feelings?).

I hope they don't learn about the showerhead thing. I may be out of friends.

:)
 
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