I finally did it!!!!

[MissTaken]

I went to the sex toy store today. We have one in our county. It is set out in the country in what used to be a barn. Any other time I have tried to go there, there has always been about half a dozen pick up trucks with gun racks in the rear window.

It is also an arcade. In my naivete, I imagined walking into a row of men sitting on stools wanking off. Hahahhahaha

I arrived. I entered. I shopped and very soon realized, that none of the patrons wanted to make eye contact or be recognized.
Least of all me! I needed a shopping cart , I think.

Does anyone have any funny stories about shopping for toys?

 

[koalabear]

Well hell did you buy anything! Concerns Litites want to know!

 

[Thumper]

You?

By yourself in a sex shop?

I would have definitely made eye contact....

drool would be optional.

*Excuse me would you like some assistance with your packages?*

Only chick that runs a tab at the porno shop

 

[Aphrodisiac]

The first time I went to a sex store was with my girl friends. We had just gone to get some ice cream & the sex store was across the street. I really did not want to go because it looked rather yucky.
Needless to say I was dragged & when we entered it was mostly men in the store. One of my friends went all over the store asking about porno dvds & what not ... while my other friend and I were like in awe of all the stuff that was there. I did not touch any thing and all the men kept looking @ us ....

As we were leaving I did notice a man purchasing a bulk of " cheerleader" type porn movies & it was so obvious he was a coach at some local high school. He had on the typical "coach " shorts & the school team mascot was on his tshirt !!!!

 

[MissTaken]

Well hell did you buy anything! Concerns Litites want to know!

Yep!

Big boxes, little boxes, things in plastic packaging and a few batteries.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: You?

By yourself in a sex shop?

I would have definitely made eye contact....

drool would be optional.

*Excuse me would you like some assistance with your packages?*

Only chick that runs a tab at the porno shop

After seeing your av earlier today, I probably would have asked you to help me test drive a few things!


Will they let me run a tab? I only had a couple of hundred bucks with me today. *smirking*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Where my local sex shop is, is considered a very busy street if you are a local person. I'm to shy to visit there if someone I know sees me walk in, so I head to their other brach in the inner city. I told the owner of the shops once while there that he had to move the shop. He thought becasue it was a couple of streets of the main street it was okay, but when I explained it was a main driving street for locals getting through the town he did not realise when he had set the shop up. A year later he still has not moved!!!!

I now use a mail order website which I phone order from, a great place and the owner is very friendly and not slezzy at all.
www.sexbythebeach.co.nz

 

[PHANTOM5875]

About a year ago, I went into a Crystal's here in my home town for the first time with a lady friend from work shopping for gag gifts for the birthday of one of our other female friends at work.

Well, she was a frequent shopper and it was my first time. The two sales clerks on this day were both young women and were dressed in sexy leather outfits and they worked so at talking sexy it was hilarious! After wandering down the aisles laughing our butts off at the potential of all of the various gifts, we arrive at the counter with our respective gifts. One of the sales clerks brings out from behind the counter this massive, realistic dildo (think it was called the "White Knight") and is determined to sell it to me. She's got it right up in my face explaining all of the features (including life like movement which I found a little disturbing that close to my face.) What I didn't know until we got in the car going back to work was that my friend was on the other side and, at the angle she was standing at, it looked like the girl was pushing it in and out of my mouth and was about to split laughing.

What I really wanted to know was whether she was recommending it for use on my lover or myself but decided I'd better leave that one alone.

Anyway, I had bought a green gel that is intended to prolong our friends husband's hard on and it supposedly had a minty taste to it.

Well, apparently our mutual lady friend takes it home, lathers hubby up real good and gives him the blow job of a life time.

The bad news was that it numbed her tongue to the pointed where she couldn't speak for quite a while and then had to explain to the kiddies why mommy was talking funny!

 

[koalabear]

Yep!

Big boxes, little boxes, things in plastic packaging and a few batteries.

Hmmmmm......buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

 

[MissTaken]

Yep! Hehehe



Well, the most embarrassing part was when the clerk/owner explained that he needed to test the battery operated items before leaving the store as they not returnable.

So he insert batteries and raises it over the counter to show me how well it was working! Egads!

At a loss for words, I simply said, "Nice color."

 

[Blackbich]

One time I went into an adult shop with my mom (don't ask). There was a really cute guy shopping who followed me around the store. My mom thought it was cute but I was a little unnerved by the time we left. He wouldn't say anything...just kept ending up on the same aisle as me, eventually working his way in my direction and staring at me when he thought I wasn't paying attention.

Maybe he was trying to figure out what this bitch's kink was or something.

Anyway, that's the only story I have. By the time I left Illinois, I was very good friends with one of the managers at Fantasy's. I have a friend who works at an adult shop now. Nothing like having connections.

 

[SweetCherry]

Where my local sex shop is, is considered a very busy street if you are a local person. I'm to shy to visit there if someone I know sees me walk in, so I head to their other brach in the inner city. I told the owner of the shops once while there that he had to move the shop. He thought becasue it was a couple of streets of the main street it was okay, but when I explained it was a main driving street for locals getting through the town he did not realise when he had set the shop up. A year later he still has not moved!!!!

I now use a mail order website which I phone order from, a great place and the owner is very friendly and not slezzy at all.
www.sexbythebeach.co.nz

Hm, I'll have to make a mental note of that place for when I make a trip to NZ.

*skipping off to peek and send Draco some ideas for my bday*

 

[AStormyOne]

That was hilarious Phantom!!!!!

My first time in an adult store, I was with my cousin, his wife, and my husband. I was only 18 and was in absolute awe of everything there. I had never even seen any toys up till that time. Hee hee This place also had tons of pipes and such for pot heads like my cousins. (which is why we were there. LOL) I have since bought a few toys. I have learned of a much larger adult store that I have not yet visited. But when I get my grant and student loans, HERE I COME!!!

Storm

 

[daughter]

We have a few shops

They're divided into two groups: couples' dressed up adult toy store and seedy porn shops. I shop both. Not often, but have for more than a decade.

I walk around as casually as you would in any other retail venue. I'm discriminate. I mutter to myself about high prices, limited selection, and grumble when I can't find what I want.

I get a kick out of seeing men looking distressed that I'm in 'their' space. In the couple stores, I appreciate they're the clean and don't have that antiseptic smell, but the pricing irritates me.

Haven't bought anything online. I have visited a sexuality site that has great information about homemade toys. I have a new appreciation for the hardware store. ;p

My sweetie is quite handy. I have some yummy nipple suction toys, and we did experiment with homemade clamps. I'm indifferent about plastic or wooden clothespins.

I hear Chicago has great sex shops, warehouse size with all the variety a girl could want. I'd rather go there than Michigan Avenue any day.

Peace,

daughter

What I'd like to get in porn shops that I rarely find is good adult comics. I rely most heavily on the net for that.

 

[MissTaken]

Woo weee Stormy!

Bring us back a little something?


Well, just details would be fine

 

[MissTaken]

One time I went into an adult shop with my mom (don't ask). Anyway, that's the only story I have. By the time I left Illinois, I was very good friends with one of the managers at Fantasy's. I have a friend who works at an adult shop now. Nothing like having connections.

Geesh! And my mom stopped folding my laundry when she found a g string there!


Connections? Hmmmm that could come in handy!

 

[AStormyOne]

Woo weee Storm!

Bring us back a little something?


Well, just details would be fine

I was an avid watcher of the Ladies and Toys thread. Picking up tips, ya know. LOL

Storm

 

[Wizard]

Yep! Hehehe



Well, the most embarrassing part was when the clerk/owner explained that he needed to test the battery operated items before leaving the store as they not returnable.

So he insert batteries and raises it over the counter to show me how well it was working! Egads!

At a loss for words, I simply said, "Nice color."

Thats funny the same thing happened to me when I went our first time...................The guy said the same and he had to test it (Vibe) before I knew what he was doing he had the batterys in and stuck the freaking thing on the cheek on my face..............He came real close to getting punched in the face for that one....
Damn thing scared me more than anything else.....

 

[MissTaken]

Hi ya Wizard!!!!


Hugs!

 

[Wizard]

<waving>.........Hi ya Miss Taken.......

<Bowing down and Kissing Miss taken on the back of the hand>....

How ya been?????

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*skipping off to peek and send Draco some ideas for my bday*

*Note to Draco* The guy who owns the website I mentioned in this thread is really nice and he will post over seas

 

[MissTaken]

<waving>.........Hi ya Miss Taken.......

<Bowing down and Kissing Miss taken on the back of the hand>....

How ya been?????

I am doing great!

Give me a big kiss where it counts hon!

Wait....stand up, silly!

Going to the sex story isnt' the only first in the last month or so....

Miss T is a Happy Camper!

 

[Rick DeVille]

At a loss for words, I simply said, "Nice color."

Good recovery, we all know the color is important on a vibrator.

 

[lilminx]

A couple of years ago, my younger sister and I were down in New Orleans during Spring Break. She decided that she wanted to buy a vibrator, so we went into a sex shop on Bourbon Street. The guy behind the counter must have been about 65 years old, and my 18 year old sister had to stand there and ask him questions about the vibrators that were sitting on the counter for test and display (no, you didn't actually test them out, just saw how much they vibrated).
Well, when she was asking him about something, he had a vibrator in his hand and he was trying to think. He was tapping the vibrator against his forehead as if he was tapping his finger. My sister and I had to stifle our laghter- it was so funny!


I've gone into sex shops with guys I've dated. That's always interesting. Normally, I'm a pretty open person when it comes to sex, but the minute I set foot in one of those places, I suddenly become shy and have trouble telling what I want. I get embarrassed, and I can feel my face get all red. I think I'm better off just ordering from www.adameve.com .

 

[MissTaken]

So, why is it?

Why is it so difficult to go to the sex store?

Hmm it isn't as if we are the only ones having sex