I feel vaguely filthy

[KillerMuffin]

Here I am cruising through some threads, I have the av's turned on just to see what everyone's doing these days, and enjoying some witty repartee. I purved some sexy black guys, had a mental image of a sexy Marxist~Guy menage a muffin, and wrote a few paragraphs to my dirty stories.

But...

I keep running across this sweet little child staring earnestly up at me with innocent blue eyes. He's new in the world, anxious to explore it and full of a child's hesistation and thirst for experiencing life.

I feel almost, well, filthy seeing that precious child in such a jaded arena.

I'm starting the blindfold Owen committee. Who wants to join me?

I intend to launch a flier campaign to protect our own little Owen from the risque sights he can be exposed to here. I also intend to circulate a petition.

Let's save this poor pussy! Let's make Laurel stop contributing to the deliquency of a kitten!

Whose with me?!?!

 

[Renegade]

KillerMuffin

Knew you've been hanging around those Siren threads way too much lately.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Join with us Renegade! Bring along your mighty spork of justice to save that poor kitten from the perils of pornography!

We're going to have a party and maybe have a John Ashcroft pinata. We just can't decide if we're going to fill it with candy, which is hypocritical, or shit, which is true, but really disgusting.

 

[Starfish]

I am sorry, but he is very much not an innocent kitty.




<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< He's a mean one.... Mr. Owenich.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Join with us Renegade! Bring along your mighty spork of justice to save that poor kitten from the perils of pornography!

"spork" of justice?

Did you mean his mighty spunk of justice?

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

And here I thought you were going to say you need a bath But for laurels kitty .. he needs a break.. Poor little thing

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Join with us Renegade! Bring along your mighty spork of justice

Somebody watches the Tick

 

[Renegade]

"spork" of justice?

Did you mean his mighty spunk of justice?

Able to leap tall buildings with a single squirt.....

Could always use the Spork of Justice to poke out Owens eyes so he can't be exposed to this place anymore. *looks around* I'm just saying, is all! Sheesh.

 

[pabloback]

km!!!! what the hell is your new av all about?

 

[Never]

Better he learns about it here than learn it from those punks in kitten school.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm showing team loyalty and solidarity.

PACKERS! PACKERS! PACKERS! *pumping fist in the air* HOOHOOHOOOHOO!!!!

I'm stoked.

Green and gold are the colors. Ass is me.

 

[Guest]

When have you ever told the truth, BC?

 

[Corporal Punishment]

There's a kid here? Isn't that illegal?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

When have you ever told the truth, BC?

As opposed to you?!?

Rule #1 for dealing with trolls - ignore them, for they rarely tell the truth. If they told the truth, and they had any balls at all, then they wouldn't post unregistered.

 

[Moridin187]

I have to say.. Lit just wouldn't be the same for me without perusing through the board, and every once in a while seeing those beautiful blue eyes.. Absolutely melts my heart, makes me go "AWWWWWWWWW!" everytime I see him...


What can I say? I have a soft spot for cats in general and kittens in particular. SOOOO CUTE!!!

 

[pabloback]

enough of this i say , lets have more porn

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

enough of this i say , lets have more porn

And the companion pic ...