I feel soooooooo dirty

Azwed

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Like a dirty dirty old man. My god why don't those girls have warning labels.

I am not 18.
I am not in college.
They should be required to wear signs like that.

What no one checks ID's at parties anymore? My god.
 
Careful 15 will get you 20and a boyfreind named Buba. (You sure got a purty mouth.):eek: :eek: :eek:
 
She was 17 but still. God damn.

No actual sex occured but some pretty hot dancing, fondling, licking, kissing and rubbing did.

Quotes from the party.

Me, "You have that whole inocent freshman aura going on."

Her Giggle Giggle damn sexy impish smile and eylash flutter, "Yup I am."

Fast forward couple hours later after I licked my way up her leg from her toes to her inner thigh with my head under her skirt.

Her friend, "*****, you need to stop drinking your mom is going to get mad at me if you come home with a hangover."

Me, "huhh what Mom huhhh????? She is a freshman ain't she?"

Her friend, "Uhhh yeah kind of sorty of."

Her giggle giggle heeeheh.

Me, "Oohh boooooyyy."
 
Wow, that sucks. I don't know what that's like, having never hooked up with anyone at a party.
 
lavender said:
Don't you have a girlfriend?

Yeah but we were just playing. And I was a little intoxicated. I wasn't planning on doing anything serious.
 
Oh, Azwed, Azwed, Azwed....

Didn't the length of pubic hair cue you?! I bet she told you she shaved, didn't she?

Poor, misguided horny Azwed...

;)
 
TygerEyez said:
Oh, Azwed, Azwed, Azwed....

Didn't the length of pubic hair cue you?! I bet she told you she shaved, didn't she?

Poor, misguided horny Azwed...

;)

She had hairy armpit and legs. Damn hippies.

and godamnit we did not have sex.
 
lavender said:
No.

I've cheated many times before.

I have never cheated in the full on sexual way with anyone ever period. I have done some rather extreme stuff at parties though or on the dance floor.

Been a while since i was licking a girls thighs with 4 other people watching though.
 
I never said you had sex... I'm just saying:

Didn't you sneak a peak when you were under her skirt?






No moral lecture here, Azwed. Just a good-natured ribbing. I'm done now, promise.

Hey, you were intoxicated. No one thinks straight. God knows I didn't about a year ago. *trying to forget* It happens. As long as nothing "major" came of it, I wouldn't worry too much.
 
TygerEyez said:
I never said you had sex... I'm just saying:

Didn't you sneak a peak when you were under her skirt?



.

She had dark black panties on kind of hard to see and I was a little distracted with everyong hooting and hollering at me.
 
Well, lavender took the words right out of my mouth!

No, Azwed, no moral judgements here, either.

But it is curious that you got extremely jealous of men in Paris coming onto to your girlfriend, yet you see nothing wrong with your behavior. I mean, if you can lick a girl's thigh at a party, why shouldn't a man in a foreign country say lewd things to your girlfriend? As long as she doesn't act on them, that is.

Just a thought, you understand...
 
SexyChele said:
Well, lavender took the words right out of my mouth!

No, Azwed, no moral judgements here, either.

But it is curious that you got extremely jealous of men in Paris coming onto to your girlfriend, yet you see nothing wrong with your behavior. I mean, if you can lick a girl's thigh at a party, why shouldn't a man in a foreign country say lewd things to your girlfriend? As long as she doesn't act on them, that is.

Just a thought, you understand...

Uhh good question.

Cause I am a man and we are bastards?
 
Of course it was bad and I feel kind of guilty now. More so after I found out the whole age thing.

But I know it didn't mean anything, so did the girl, and was just harmeless fun.

That frat is kind of the unofficial frat of where I work and it is always interesting. I saw three pairs of breats and two seperate sets of asses both in thongs.
 
I'm not a bastard. If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't lick some girl's thigh unless my girlfriend was there cheering me on.
 
MechaBlade said:
I'm not a bastard. If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't lick some girl's thigh unless my girlfriend was there cheering me on.

Three other guys plus two other girls were cheering me on.

Oh and the other two girls had already flashed me their breasts.
 
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Azwed said:
She was 17 but still. God damn.

Hey, I WAS 17 when I was a freshman in college! It sucked. I was too young to legally be in the bars even back when the drinking age was only 18.
 
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