I Feel So Validated: I Have a Troll

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

Lavykins, are you available for AIM?

 

[Problem Child]

If you'll turn on your pm's for 5 minutes, I'll send you something really interesting.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

When did you get a troll? Geez, I'm feeling completely out of the loop.


And hey, PC, my PMs are on. I could go for something really interesting. (Yes, I know, it's a pathetic ploy to get a PM. I'm trying to avoid studying.)

 

[Dillinger]

Ah Lavy... you have ARRIVED! *smile*

Personally, I just troll myself to keep up appearances.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

lavender

Iam In love with you. I love fat ugly girls who needs other people to help stand up for herself. Youll make a great lawyer.

 

[lavender]

Re: lavender

 

[Starfish]

Lavender, be careful. Making your troll follow you around from thread to thread may cause it to die from exhaustive confusion.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh now I'm jealous. I have no troll. I just have yoyotwat and his mating cries of "DCil is pedophlie!" I get no PMs of interesting things, I get no "you have mail." I get no you have ARRIVEDs. Nada. Why? All because I'm just too nice for my own good. Everyone loves me, worships blindly at my feet, pays homage to the magnificence that is muffin.

Wait.

Let me see. No, mailbox is loaded with stuff. Mmmm, I've got a few unread PMs *blushing* I should attend to those. Hmm. Yoyotwat kind of makes of the the lack of a serious troll and the "you made my wife cum 73 times and I've never been so hard in my life" sort of deludes me.

Nevermind, guys. I'm good.

Carry on with abject lavy worship. I think we should strip riff and PC, put 'em cuffs (cym could lend us something) and present them to lavy for a weekend of celebrating her full arrival at lit.

Who seconds the motion?

 

[Guest]

Starfish

you should also pull your fat ass a way from the computer and go work-out. Maybe than you might be worth looking at. Maybe.

 

[Dillinger]

Hey KM... I've got some extra cycles... I can troll you if you want? What kind of troll would you like? Nasty? Mean? Clueless? Stupid?

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Its a great pussy.

I just dont like who its attached to.

 

[Black_Bird]

I had a troll once, I think I reemed it's ass too hard. He no longer calls.

 

[Dhalgren]

I’ve always had the belief that when enough people like you around here..it causes an over ride in system, and you then receive your very own troll.

I’m a bit scared to see what happens when it notices that people love you.

~shudders~

 

[Starfish]

Troll.

Why better myself for you? Or anyone for that matter?

I pride myself in making some people sick. You just happen to be one of them.

Oh, and I forgot.

Go fuck yourself. Fuck up.


I think I'll go post my picture in my av again, just for you.

Fuck up.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Dammit, I'm jealous!

I have never ever been trolled. I know I'm not as super neato cool as lavy, and not nearly so sexy as ruby, but couldn't i at least get like a troll in training or something?

 

[Guest]

GANGBANG!

 

[OldAllisWD45]

I'm too stupid to have a troll. If i do have a troll I dont know it, and wouldnt know one if I saw one. so troll me if you want but expect to be ignored.

 

[Guest]

Pagancowgirl, you are not as super neato cool as lavendar. You are not nearly as sexy as Rubyfruit. You are, however, wittier and more intelligent than most of the people here, including myself. You are self-possessed and a joy to be around. You bring a great perspective to any thread you join, and you just seem like you'd be a kick ass person to know in real life.

 

[Calamity Jane]

My troll made me blush!

 

[Guest]

You miserable little fucker. Being all nicey-nice and kind-hearted. Insulting to the rest of us you weak, cowardly scumbag.

Grade: F

Try again, for krisakes.

 

[Guest]

But I've always aspired to be an insecure, miserly, jealous little troll that lobs laughably weak insults at others.

I'll try to do better next time, promise. Troll's Honor. And thank you, T-i-T's Troll, for pointing out my trollish shortcomings. I can only improve through the help and support of trolls like you. You are a true asset to the Troll Community.