I feel like writing a song about Litboys...

MWG

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Since InternationalFunboy is wholesomely straight as an Amish gynaecologist, I don't expect he could effectively bust about Litboys.

Has it been done? Would I be the first in my efforts?

Should MysteryWhiteGirl get funky on the mike like an ole batch of collard greens?
 
You would indeed be the first.

Nice av btw
 
MysteryWhiteGirl said:
Since InternationalFunboy is wholesomely straight as an Amish gynaecologist, I don't expect he could effectively bust about Litboys.

Has it been done? Would I be the first in my efforts?

Should MysteryWhiteGirl get funky on the mike like an ole batch of collard greens?

Finally! Someone using "funky" correctly.

Way to go, too.
 
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Tristesse said:
Finally! Someone using "funky" correctly.

Way to go, too.



I'm all about the funk, biatch, the kind that ain't emanating from yo' snatch. :D
 
I don't believe anyone has.

We've had poems involving Lit Gals of course. And then there is that dusty ol' chainstory. But no Litboy Lay
 
Rhys said:
You would indeed be the first.

Nice av btw


Ditto, hon- is that you?


And how do you pronounce your name- is it "reez" (as in "deez nuts") or "rise" (as in "you bettah recognise")?
 
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MysteryWhiteGirl said:
I'm all about the funk, biatch, the kind that ain't emanating from yo' snatch. :D


:D Have you been into the liquor cabinet again?????
 
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Tristesse said:
:D Have you been into the liquor cabinet again?????


I've only had two officers, Mr. Beer. :p
 
MysteryWhiteGirl said:
Ditto, hon- is that you?


And how do you pronounce your name- is it "reez" (as in "deez nuts") or "rise" (as in "you bettah recognise")?

I wondered about that AV too... it's just like I always pictured you, Rhys... pronounced reese, like Reese's peanut butter cups?????
 
curious2c said:
Isn't it pronounced 'Rice' as in...heh...thrice?:devil:
Hey Curious... I'm really liking your AV now :kiss:

Rice, Reese, Reez or Rize?

I just call him sensual and slutty when it fits the mood... and he's always been damn good making my pussy wet with his words.
 
"Strictly for my Liggas"

step back several paces before I bust the jam about
all the litty lit boys that I like to rock about
I'd walk a mile to smoke a problem child
funspirit knows how I like to get buck wild
storm and medjay TWB spinaroonie
I bust 'em all out like the choice nannypoonie

glamorilla come give a hug to this thug
then leap with me on the scylis - smooth profilas
just as we gang up and bug up on gravyrug
taking cues from the loose but defined queersetti rydaz.
 
InternationalFunboy said:
"Strictly for my Liggas"

step back several paces before I bust the jam about
all the litty lit boys that I like to rock about
I'd walk a mile to smoke a problem child
funspirit knows how I like to get buck wild
storm and medjay TWB spinaroonie
I bust 'em all out like the choice nannypoonie

glamorilla come give a hug to this thug
then leap with me on the scylis - smooth profilas
just as we gang up and bug up on gravyrug
taking cues from the loose but defined queersetti rydaz.

Fo shizzle, InternationalFunBizzle
 
InternationalFunboy said:
"Strictly for my Liggas"

step back several paces before I bust the jam about
all the litty lit boys that I like to rock about
I'd walk a mile to smoke a problem child
funspirit knows how I like to get buck wild
storm and medjay TWB spinaroonie
I bust 'em all out like the choice nannypoonie

glamorilla come give a hug to this thug
then leap with me on the scylis - smooth profilas
just as we gang up and bug up on gravyrug
taking cues from the loose but defined queersetti rydaz.


Okay, so I was wrong. Steal my thunder whydontcha?
 
MysteryWhiteGirl said:
Okay, so I was wrong. Steal my thunder whydontcha?

NO no no....please....toss out some flow! I'm just trying to warm it up before it blows.
Consider this showtime at the apollo
With Mystery White kickin off the show.

I think I want to change my name to InternationalFunBizzle for one month! :)
 
InternationalFunboy said:
"Strictly for my Liggas"

step back several paces before I bust the jam about
all the litty lit boys that I like to rock about
I'd walk a mile to smoke a problem child
funspirit knows how I like to get buck wild
storm and medjay TWB spinaroonie
I bust 'em all out like the choice nannypoonie

glamorilla come give a hug to this thug
then leap with me on the scylis - smooth profilas
just as we gang up and bug up on gravyrug
taking cues from the loose but defined queersetti rydaz.

I'm not quite sure whether to honored or afraid...

Probably both.
 
*blush*

Thank you Image.

I pronounce it Reese like the candy but I answer to Rise and Rice because they are also technically correct.
 
gravyrug said:
I'm not quite sure whether to honored or afraid...

Probably both.

Don't worry squeezybutt, it'll all be over soon..

I too always thought 'Reece'.....like the pieces and cups, but somebody insisted it was Riss. I wanted to call 'bullcrap' but honestly I had no leg to stand on really..
 
InternationalFunboy said:
Don't worry squeezybutt, it'll all be over soon..

I too always thought 'Reece'.....like the pieces and cups, but somebody insisted it was Riss. I wanted to call 'bullcrap' but honestly I had no leg to stand on really..

I always hear it as Rheess, with a bit of an accent. Isn't it Welsh?
 
Image said:
Hey Curious... I'm really liking your AV now :kiss:

Rice, Reese, Reez or Rize?

I just call him sensual and slutty when it fits the mood... and he's always been damn good making my pussy wet with his words.


Heh...thank you...I like it too. Got it from a CD my son gave me for my birthday.

Rhys...sensual and slutty...heh heh...at the very least. He ahs given me much to think about too. But...heh...he hasn't made my pussy wet yet...unless you count the time his comment on a thread caused me to spew all over my poor cat. (who still hasn't forgiven me yet either.)
 
Don't laugh - IFBizzle is much better at this than me.


Now as I step to mike let me spit my flow
About these sexy little hotties on General Bo'
I'ma sell ya, here to tell ya, case ya didn't know
About them studly Litboys, like StonetheCrow
Killa Bob is off the heazy but you know I ain't Bytchin
I got Kain on the brain, wanna Fawk me some Injun
Sexy Rhys, baby please, you da scratch when I'm itchin
Apexpark after dark, and spawn till dawn with Shingen
A little Vodka in the morning and you know I'm feelin' Chill-a
HeavyStick can to the trick, like Heretic and glamorilla
Modest_mouse can rock da hizouse like a dime without the filla
Supersonic wit da chronic, killallhippies is a killa
 
gravyrug said:
I always hear it as Rheess, with a bit of an accent. Isn't it Welsh?

Yes its Welsh. Asperate the H sound and you have it

rHee ss
 
curious2c said:

Rhys...sensual and slutty...heh heh...at the very least. He ahs given me much to think about too. But...heh...he hasn't made my pussy wet yet...unless you count the time his comment on a thread caused me to spew all over my poor cat. (who still hasn't forgiven me yet either.)

Poor kitty. Apologise to her profusely for me and give her some extra catnip.

:D
 
MysteryWhiteGirl said:
Don't laugh - IFBizzle is much better at this than me.


Now as I step to mike let me spit my flow
About these sexy little hotties on General Bo'
I'ma sell ya, here to tell ya, case ya didn't know
About them studly Litboys, like StonetheCrow
Killa Bob is off the heazy but you know I ain't Bytchin
I got Kain on the brain, wanna Fawk me some Injun
Sexy Rhys, baby please, you da scratch when I'm itchin
Apexpark after dark, and spawn till dawn with Shingen
A little Vodka in the morning and you know I'm feelin' Chill-a
HeavyStick can to the trick, like Heretic and glamorilla
Modest_mouse can rock da hizouse like a dime without the filla
Supersonic wit da chronic, killallhippies is a killa

<APPLAUSE> Good job, MWG!
 
MysteryWhiteGirl said:
Don't laugh - IFBizzle is much better at this than me.


Now as I step to mike let me spit my flow
About these sexy little hotties on General Bo'
I'ma sell ya, here to tell ya, case ya didn't know
About them studly Litboys, like StonetheCrow
Killa Bob is off the heazy but you know I ain't Bytchin
I got Kain on the brain, wanna Fawk me some Injun
Sexy Rhys, baby please, you da scratch when I'm itchin
Apexpark after dark, and spawn till dawn with Shingen
A little Vodka in the morning and you know I'm feelin' Chill-a
HeavyStick can to the trick, like Heretic and glamorilla
Modest_mouse can rock da hizouse like a dime without the filla
Supersonic wit da chronic, killallhippies is a killa


Oh yeah...:D Very very very cool MWG!
 
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