I feel like smacking someone

[Shock Chick]

I'm just in that kind of mood.

Pent up.

With a knot in my stomach.

I have excess aggression and I want to take it out on someone.

The someone I'd loved to take it all out on isn't available, so, any takers?

Shocky, in a mean bitch mood.

 

[NoJo]

Oh, go on then, I feel sorry for you. Punch me with your little mouse paws.

 

[yui]

It depends - are you smacking my ass or my face?

 

[Shock Chick]

Oh, go on then, I feel sorry for you. Punch me with your little mouse paws.

I might let you live to regret saying that.

I have stilettos on. VERY pointy ones.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I prefer a board with a nail in it myself.

 

[Shock Chick]

It depends - are you smacking my ass or my face?

You? Your ass, most definitely. Two reasons...

1. There's no way I could ever smack a pretty face (unless she begged me to, of course).

2. I'd kill to spank your ass.

 

[rgraham666]

And this differs from your normal mood how, exactly?

 

[Shock Chick]

I prefer a board with a nail in it myself.

I must get more tips from you. Thank you.

 

[NoJo]

I might let you live to regret saying that.

I have stilettos on. VERY pointy ones.

Pin my foreskin to the floor then.

 

[Shock Chick]

And this differs from your normal mood how, exactly?

You're asking for it, you are.

*smack*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I must get more tips from you. Thank you.

I'm writing a How to Manual...I'll send you a copy.

 

[yui]

Pin my foreskin to the floor then.

First "laugh out loud" of the morning, Joe. Thanks!

 

[Shock Chick]

Pin my foreskin to the floor then.

My pleasure.

Hold still, I'd hate to scewer your sac.

 

[Shock Chick]

I'm writing a How to Manual...I'll send you a copy.

Get to it, then!

(Will you be covering clothes pegs?)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Get to it, then!

(Will you be covering clothes pegs?)

thanks, almost forgot that one........adding razor wire into that too.

 

[eric shawn listo]

So go on, take whack.

Enough of this pussy footing around.

 

[Shock Chick]

So go on, take whack.

Enough of this pussy footing around.

Get your foot anywhere near my pussy and your ass will be so sore you'll want to sit on ice for a week.

 

[yui]

You? Your ass, most definitely. Two reasons...

1. There's no way I could ever smack a pretty face (unless she begged me to, of course).

2. I'd kill to spank your ass.

I love the things you say.


Okay, I'm in.

 

[rgraham666]

You're asking for it, you are.

*smack*

Actually, that's *swish*. I don't beat up so good.

 

[Shock Chick]

I love the things you say.


Okay, I'm in.

You're one of the few who do.


Cool! Ok, so I have you and Sub Joe as definites. That makes me happy, very happy indeed, in a malicious, evil bitch kind of way.

 

[Shock Chick]

Actually, that's *swish*. I don't beat up so good.

You might say that now, but you've never fully experienced my treatment. You'd be too horny to care.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Get your foot anywhere near my pussy and your ass will be so sore you'll want to sit on ice for a week.

You say the sweeest things.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Actually, that's *swish*. I don't beat up so good.

You get the Willie Wonka treatment...we beat you with licorice whips.

 

[impressive]

Kick me. I'm already down.

 

[Shock Chick]

Ah fuck this. I'm buggering off, before I go completely psycho. See you all in a few days.

Lou