i feel like shit personified

[wizbit9]

i drank a bottle of vodka last night and had a great time jamming at the air guitar championships here in cardiff.

the morning after the night before is not boding too well. i have the shakes, the shits and a headache to fuck.

i have a job interview in an hour and if i dont perk up soon its not going to go so well.

arrrggghhh

 

[bluespoke]

i drank a bottle of vodka last night and had a great time jamming at the air guitar championships here in cardiff.

the morning after the night before is not boding too well. i have the shakes, the shits and a headache to fuck.

i have a job interview in an hour and if i dont perk up soon its not going to go so well.

arrrggghhh

You want sympathy for self inflicted pain?

You got the headache and the shits and the shakes. What's left?

Oh I know............... HUEY! in the middle of the interview!

Good luck Wiz, you'll need it!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Sorry...

No sympathy for self-inflicted wounds in this place.

 

[JerseyBoy]

good luck my man...if you can pull this one off you will be my idol!

Go for it!

Just remember that it will be your head that is spinning and NOT the room

 

[juicylips]

Awwwww...poor baby.

Is it lap time again?

JL

 

[wizbit9]

will i ever learn.

its only because im welsh i tell ya.

lap time indeed. i know i can always rely on your symphathy JL

i have a chilled out in ibiza cd on and my freyed nerves are subsiding

ahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[bluespoke]

its only because im welsh i tell ya.

Nah, it's not fair, not when you have a hangover.

Sod it! Who cares?

If you'd leave the vodka alone and stick to sheep shagging you wouldn't get a hangover. Scrapie maybe, but no hangover!

 

[SlowHand89]

Try to drink Gatorade. It'll do more good than water. Gets rid of the head aches and hydrates your body better.


Good Luck




ralph raaaalphh rullgh

 

[wizbit9]

Nah, it's not fair, not when you have a hangover.

Sod it! Who cares?

If you'd leave the vodka alone and stick to sheep shagging you wouldn't get a hangover. Scrapie maybe, but no hangover!

hardy bloody ha.

the sheep were actually out last night so i killed 2 birds with one stone.

they are rather partial to a vodka themselves you know.

 

[bluespoke]

they are rather partial to a vodka themselves you know.

The thought of vodka flavoured roast lamb is quite disgusting!

 

[wizbit9]

The thought of vodka flavoured roast lamb is quite disgusting!

ummmmmmmmmmm meaty

its a big of a delicay round these parts.

didnt you have a phase up your way when all the kids were battering their chocolate bars. battered mars bar. quite revolting

so you cant have a go at our eating habits

 

[bluespoke]

ummmmmmmmmmm meaty

its a big of a delicay round these parts.

didnt you have a phase up your way when all the kids were battering their chocolate bars. battered mars bar. quite revolting

so you cant have a go at our eating habits

They did, but I don't live there anymore.

Did you know that a very posh restaurant in Paris has deep fried Mars bars on the menu?

 

[riff]

Someone suggested "Huey" in the middle of the interview.

Yes.

Ask about benefits. When they tell you, SPEW!

 

[April]

LOL riff.

 

[Chuckus]

i drank a bottle of vodka last night and had a great time jamming at the air guitar championships here in cardiff.

the morning after the night before is not boding too well. i have the shakes, the shits and a headache to fuck.

i have a job interview in an hour and if i dont perk up soon its not going to go so well.

arrrggghhh

Good luck on the interview, knock em dead.

 

[wizbit9]

i sat there and sweated through the whole thing.

not very sensible of me really getting bollocked like that last night.

but its a back street pub and he looked at my application form and i could just see it in his eyes thinking "i'll be mad not to employ this fella"

i find out in an hour wether i got it or not.

fair doo's i feel knackered.

 

[JerseyBoy]

as long as you didn't call him Mr. DumbAss you got a chance

-reference to the funniest commercial I've ever seen-

 

[bluespoke]

i sat there and sweated through the whole thing.

not very sensible of me really getting bollocked like that last night.

but its a back street pub and he looked at my application form and i could just see it in his eyes thinking "i'll be mad not to employ this fella"

i find out in an hour wether i got it or not.

fair doo's i feel knackered.

Could be worse Wiz. You could already have qualified as a teacher and have been standing in front of a class of screaming kids.............. with a hangover!

Hope you get the job.

 

[wizbit9]

Could be worse Wiz. You could already have qualified as a teacher and have been standing in front of a class of screaming kids.............. with a hangover!

bickering children, god that aint a nice thought.

if i ever turn up to work as a teacher with a hangover someone is entitled to shoot me.

i just want this bloke to ring so i can go to bloody bed

 

[bluespoke]

i just want this bloke to ring so i can go to bloody bed

Bed? It's nearly 80 degrees out there, bright blue sky and fluffy white clouds and you want to go to bed.

Have another vodka and get out and enjoy yourself!

(while I stay in and play on the boards - sad git!)

 

[wizbit9]

Bed? It's nearly 80 degrees out there, bright blue sky and fluffy white clouds and you want to go to bed.

Have another vodka and get out and enjoy yourself!

(while I stay in and play on the boards - sad git!)

what can i say in my defence appart from I GOT TO BLOODY BED AT 7.15am!!!!!!

vodka pahhh!

ohh ithink the miserable sod approach to life is coming thru.

its just sticky down here in wales. not hot just sticky and humid. NICE!

 

[wizbit9]

well i got the job. and i start fri.

woohoo money again soon (after i've paid off my debts)

 

[wizbit9]

and if im lucky enough money for a guns n roses ticket this month

 

[Pixie]

Congrats Wiz!
Now lay off the Stoli, you daft bugger

 

[wizbit9]

i have terrible guts today because of it so no more spirits for wiz boy for a while