I feel like Elaine on Seinfeld

This was me at 2 am this morning. FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP AGAIN!!! Fucking neighbors stupid ugly goddamn dog. :mad:
 
Two words.............SHOCK COLLARS!!!!

GP--- Do you have dark hair too?? I'm thinking you've got a nicer ass though ;)
 
Hmmm.. I don't remember Elaine ever using the word "Fuck" on Seinfeld but I'm sure she wanted to on several occassions. She probably wanted to tell George to shut the fuck up about a million times.
 
concrete said:
A nut crazier than KRAMMER or yourself ,,,has moved next door???


Hey!!!! Watch it! I'll come over there and zap you with my dfog zapper.....




Thanks CGH.....I'd swap my ass for some peace and quiet!
 
guilty pleasure said:
Hey!!!! Watch it! I'll come over there and zap you with my dfog zapper.....




Thanks CGH.....I'd swap my ass for some peace and quiet!


Noooo, not the ass. How bout dog bone treats?? I'll fedex a box right away!!
 
cowgirl heaven said:
Noooo, not the ass. How bout dog bone treats?? I'll fedex a box right away!!

I don't want to reward the fucking litte hair ball!


Thanks anyway.




Or were they for me? :confused:
 
guilty pleasure said:
I don't want to reward the fucking litte hair ball!


LMAO.....well, just meant to try and keep the little hair balls mouth full, no more barking. ;)

Little Kick Me dog huh?? What's the dog pound got to say??
 
cowgirl heaven said:
LMAO.....well, just meant to try and keep the little hair balls mouth full, no more barking. ;)

Little Kick Me dog huh?? What's the dog pound got to say??

It's a medium sixed, very pampered poodle and - I think - the owner's out. She's getting an ear full when she gets in.

The dog pound won't trespass ---so it's Kramern tactics if this goes on.
 
guilty pleasure said:
It's a medium sixed, very pampered poodle and - I think - the owner's out. She's getting an ear full when she gets in.

The dog pound won't trespass ---so it's Kramern tactics if this goes on.

There ya go!!! I know who to call when I get barking dogitis!

Although not to brag or anything but not likely to happen on 77 acres. Why not come visit while the neighbors gone?? All nice and quiet (LOL well, except for a little wind...... ;)
 
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