I Farted Today...

[Stewart_Pidd]

I was in line to vote, and some old guy behind me. when I saw his face wrinkle. he must have known I had farted bro.

Stew

 

[Tryharder62]

I was in line to vote, and some old guy behind me. when I saw his face wrinkle. he must have known I had farted bro.

Stew

I'm proud of you for voting, stinky and all. I was at an amusement park Saturday and we were at a breakfast that was crammed full. My son and I kept smelling some odoriferous emanations. It wasn't until this adorable little girl behind me had her stomach gurgle and let it out really loud that I knew. It would be blamed on me.

 

[Christobal]

I was in line to vote, and some old guy behind me. when I saw his face wrinkle. he must have known I had farted bro.

Stew

So you were the fucking guy. You owe me beer and nachos (extra chili) so I can return the favor bro.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

So you were the fucking guy. You owe me beer and nachos (extra chili) so I can return the favor bro.

it was funny when we got to the front and you thought it was the DPS office bro.

Stew

 

[Hashfag45]

1.farts remind me of the motherland.

2. I'm an immigrant ya know

 

[Hypoxia]

Oh, I though you said you BARTed today.

So you didn't take a train to Oakland?

You missed a pretty good show.

 

[Liar]

Call it a political statement and invoke the 1st.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Call it a political statement and invoke the 1st.

well, actually, I farted so loud it trumpeted...so does that count as a vote for Trump? did I commit voter fraud by farting and then voting for someone else bro?

Stew

 

[chillywilly2]

well, actually, I farted so loud it trumpeted...so does that count as a vote for Trump? did I commit voter fraud by farting and then voting for someone else bro?

Stew

I doubt you voted for someone else

 

[1sickbastard]

well, actually, I farted so loud it trumpeted...so does that count as a vote for Trump? did I commit voter fraud by farting and then voting for someone else bro?

Stew

No, but one isn't allowed to campaign for a candidate withing 100ft of a polling place.
So no Trump-eting style farts allowed. Other farts are okay. Even brain farts.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

No, but one isn't allowed to campaign for a candidate withing 100ft of a polling place.
So no Trump-eting style farts allowed. Other farts are okay. Even brain farts.

so Texas shouldn't allow chili or burritos within 100ft of any polling station bro?

Stew

 

[ryan8558]

this thread made me think of this

scene from The Hollywood Knights

 

[Psychiatrist]

I was in line to vote, and some old guy behind me. when I saw his face wrinkle. he must have known I had farted bro.

Stew

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh740me3EC1qd2avdo1_500.gif

Al, did you just fart?

 

[Psychiatrist]

this thread made me think of this...

https://media.giphy.com/media/6qAnfg3jhdbwc/giphy.gif