I enjoy the fact that

[Rick DeVille]

half of the world is asleep now when I post.

Isn't Asia great?

If only I could think of insults with my ********* riddled brain





********insert drug of choice

 

[AusTess]

But I'm awake,Mr DeVille.

 

[Rick DeVille]

So am I, barely

 

[Bindii]

Me too!

Us Aussies have to stick together hey Austess.....Australia has got to be better than Asia!

 

[TWB]

Some portion of the world is asleep at anytime, silly. What makes the US/the americas so special?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Me too!

Us Aussies have to stick together hey Austess.....Australia has got to be better than Asia!

Wake up, Australia is in Asia

 

[Never]

TWB:
"Some portion of the world is asleep at anytime, silly. What makes the US/the americas so special?"

We have lots of money and a big army.

 

[Bindii]

Wake up, Australia is in Asia

No, no no.....you mean half of Asia is living in Australia.

No offence intended.

 

[Rick DeVille]

No, no no.....you mean half of Asia is living in Australia.

No offence intended.

Redneck

 

[AusTess]

Okay.
This is kinda way off topic but i dont wanna start a new thread.


3 times today i've had this sense of deja vu.
I get this roaring in my head,i have like this flashback thing,then i uh,basically,in a word,i uh,


orgasm.




After its over,i cant remember what the flashback was.



I'm fucking freaky.
I go from having zero sexdrive.

To orgasming while doing mundane things like washing the dishes.

This has happened 3 times today.

And it happened once before,about 3 months ago.
I dont expect any replies,i just wanted to brag.*l*


We now take you back to regular programming.

 

[Rick DeVille]

You orgasm while washing dishes?

You have cloning possibilities

 

[AusTess]

Dont be a smartarse.
I'm dead serious.
The first time it happened today i was standing looking out my back window watching the sun go down.
I do that most nights cos it's usually a pretty color.
Anyways,it just happened,just like that.I had to lean against the glass doors to hold myself up.

The 2nd time was 5 minutes later.
same circumstances.

And the last one was not 10 minutes ago while i was in the kitchen with HWTHB.
And technically i wasn't doin the dishes.
I was standin in front of the heater watching him make his lunch for work.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Dont be a smartarse.

Me?

I'm just a little amazed.

Do you understand the possibilities?

Can you teach this?

 

[Bindii]

Can you teach this?

More importantly - can she teach me????

Wow what freaky experience.....I live in hope.

 

[Rick DeVille]

More importantly - can she teach me????

Wow what freaky experience.....I live in hope.

We all live in hope

but, can I teach this to women?


That's the money question

 

[AusTess]

Me?

I'm just a little amazed.

Do you understand the possibilities?

Can you teach this?

You ARE being a smartarse.
I can smell it a mile away.

 

[Rick DeVille]

You ARE being a smartarse.
I can smell it a mile away.

You are so suspicious

 

[AusTess]

Yeah well,it comes from years of experience.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Yeah well,it comes from years of experience.

Women are so hurtful to the male sense of self

 

[AusTess]

When i wanna be hurtful my weapon of choice is a baton.

 

[Rick DeVille]

When i wanna be hurtful my weapon of choice is a baton.

So you dont understand the hurt content of your words?

 

[AusTess]

I didn't say that.

I said a baton was my weapon of choice.


I use it as back up.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Always good to have a choice.

I prefer bad spelling.

 

[AusTess]

I didn't realise spelling ability was a pre-requisite.



My mistake.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I didn't realise spelling ability was a pre-requisite.



My mistake.

It's in the rules. You didn't read them?