I dreamt I gave myself a blowie last night

[Exquisition]

I just broke a dream. I had the most VIVID dream about sucking myself, but guess what? I COULDN'T get myself off.

Bizarre.

This is a thread for wet dreamers everywhere. What's the most amazing wet dream you had. How wet were the sheets?

 

[PoppingTom]

Blobfish can do.

 

[Saint Peter]

Try a finger in your ass next time.






just sayin'

 

[girlsmiley]

Dreams are free.

 

[butters]

a blowie? that sucks worse than towie

 

[killallhippies]

i don't really have wet dreams anymore. you know why? i jerk off. you should give it a shot, man.

 

[amofiga]

I just broke a dream. I had the most VIVID dream about sucking myself, but guess what? I COULDN'T get myself off.

Bizarre.

This is a thread for wet dreamers everywhere. What's the most amazing wet dream you had. How wet were the sheets?

Well.....I had the same dream once many years (probably at least 30) ago. I remember it because as you say, it was so damned vivid and I awoke with one of the hardest dicks I think I ever had. I never got to actually sucking myself but was trying and couldn't seem to bend over enough to do it. Was so close but just couldn't quite get there. I never told anyone about it till now. I wonder who else may have had the same sort of dream?

 

[blobfish]

I actually did do that last night. I'm not kidding. That's a little bizarre.

 

[RoryN]

I love the UK, but I'm not a fan of the UK's tendency to end their slang with the "E" sound. It's all too cutsey for me.

Blimey! I got a blowie in front of the telly after taking my dog for walkies so he wouldn't have to use a nappy. But then a bobby saw my manky fanny and goolies, and went all nutty and snipped off my willy...

 

[Exquisition]

I love the UK, but I'm not a fan of the UK's tendency to end their slang with the "E" sound. It's all too cutsey for me.

Blimey! I got a blowie in front of the telly after taking my dog for walkies so he wouldn't have to use a nappy. But then a bobby saw my manky fanny and goolies, and went all nutty and snipped off my willy...

Rory, lighten up dude, haven't you heard? E's are good?

 

[Tryharder62]

Maybe I could show you a few things that would help you get off! I'm all for being helpful.

 

[blobfish]

Maybe I could show you a few things that would help you get off! I'm all for being helpful.

You can suck yourself off too? I thought I was the only one!

 

[Tryharder62]

You can suck yourself off too? I thought I was the only one!

I can't suck myself I have no penis but my husband has no complaints on how I suck him off

 

[Exquisition]

Maybe I could show you a few things that would help you get off! I'm all for being helpful.

Ooooh you are so naughy.

 

[Exquisition]

I left the T out cos I'm drinking it.

 

[RoryN]

Rory, lighten up dude, haven't you heard? E's are good?

Add an H, and you're Canadian.

 

[blobfish]

I can't suck myself I have no penis but my husband has no complaints on how I suck him off

My apologies; I tend to forget that.

 

[Exquisition]

My apologies; I tend to forget that.

I don't care if you have a penis or not. I'm after the ju ju spirit.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[Exquisition]

Why, are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?

http://justmewith.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/the-graduate1.jpg

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[Exquisition]

MMMM. Buddhism this way lies. Yes?

 

[Tryharder62]

No. LOL You know I really suck at seduction. I was going to try to teach you new things. Ha!Ha!!!! Not a good sign when my seduction line makes you think of buddah!!!!

 

[Exquisition]

No. LOL You know I really suck at seduction. I was going to try to teach you new things. Ha!Ha!!!! Not a good sign when my seduction line makes you think of buddah!!!!

Why Mrs Robinson, are you trying to convert me?

Please teach me so long as we leave religion out of it (I like you too much).

 

[Tryharder62]

Why Mrs Robinson, are you trying to convert me?

Please teach me so long as we leave religion out of it (I like you too much).

I can't guarantee it. I had some thoughts of screaming "Oh my God" at certain points in our union. LOL Have a Happy New Year you sexy thing you. I have a feeling I don't have much that you don't already know and the teaching would go the other way around.