I Double Dog Dare You...

[Vincent E]

...Literotica writers to come up with a better script, plot, storyline, or other piece of fiction more dramatic than the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat witnessed this evening.

I dare you to write a better story the the Greatest come from behind voctory in the history of sports.

I dare you to write a better hero than Curt Schilling coming in on a bad wheel and spinning a masterpiece.

I dare you to come up with a better character who ressurects himself from obscurity than Johnny Damon hitting two home runs for six RBI to win the game.

I dare you to come up with a more mythic character than David "Big Papi" Ortiz whacking the hits just when the team needed them most.

I dare you to write a better drama than the 2004 American League Championship Series.

I fucking dare you.

Calm the fuck down Vincent; they ain't won it all yet.

All together now:

Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
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Do the non-sports fans begin to understand why we fanatics find this so compelling?

 

[sailorm72003]

All together now:

Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
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Just joining in, as instructed. Come on, where's everyone else?

All together now:

Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
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Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!

 

[Goldie Munro]

havent a clue what you are on about! but yeah lets go!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Grats Vincent. My father wa a brookly dodgers fan, so i was raised a yankee hater. I'll have to cut on the radio to the fan, the wailing & gnashing of teeth should be priceless

Thanks Red sox for shutting these insufferably arrogant Yankee fans up

grats to the team that wanted itmore.

-Colly ~ Fighting the urge to call my roomate's freinds and gloat

 

[Vincent E]

Gloat Colly, gloat. Gloat Colly, gloat. Gloat Colly, gloat. Gloat Colly, gloat. Gloat Colly, gloat. Gloat Colly, gloat.

The Boston Police Department has authorized the use of force in supressing riots around the city. Good for you, Commish.

 

[Belegon]

I know Honey is hurting, but...

as a fan of a small market team to whom the Yankees are evil personified...

as a fan of Larry Lucchino and Theo Epstein...

as someone who had David Ortiz on his fantasy team this year...

because Alan Embree is a former Padre...

because so was Ted Williams....

I Love It!

 

[Wholemanz]

...Literotica writers to come up with a better script, plot, storyline, or other piece of fiction more dramatic than the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat witnessed this evening.

I dare you to write a better story the the Greatest come from behind voctory in the history of sports.

I dare you to write a better hero than Curt Schilling coming in on a bad wheel and spinning a masterpiece.

I dare you to come up with a better character who ressurects himself from obscurity than Johnny Damon hitting two home runs for six RBI to win the game.

I dare you to come up with a more mythic character than David "Big Papi" Ortiz whacking the hits just when the team needed them most.

I dare you to write a better drama than the 2004 American League Championship Series.

I fucking dare you.

Calm the fuck down Vincent; they ain't won it all yet.

All together now:

Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!

Do the non-sports fans begin to understand why we fanatics find this so compelling?

Already did, it is called 'Remote Control'
He now cums from her behind...

 

[Sabledrake]

The scary thing is that, seeing the thread title, I thought you were daring us to write "A Christmas Story" naughty fanfiction for the upcoming holiday contest ... and even before I clicked I was thinking, "Hmm ... that could be fun!"

Sabledrake

 

[LadyJeanne]

Cubs fans everywhere salute the Red Sox in their historic victory!!


Edited to add: Not to bring politics into it, but it would be kinda funny if Houston wins today...Massachusetts vs. Texas battling it out during this election season...

 

[TheEarl]

...Literotica writers to come up with a better script, plot, storyline, or other piece of fiction more dramatic than the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat witnessed this evening.

I dare you to write a better story the the Greatest come from behind voctory in the history of sports.

I dare you to write a better hero than Curt Schilling coming in on a bad wheel and spinning a masterpiece.

I dare you to come up with a better character who ressurects himself from obscurity than Johnny Damon hitting two home runs for six RBI to win the game.

I dare you to come up with a more mythic character than David "Big Papi" Ortiz whacking the hits just when the team needed them most.

I dare you to write a better drama than the 2004 American League Championship Series.

I fucking dare you.

Calm the fuck down Vincent; they ain't won it all yet.

All together now:

Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!
Let's Go Red Sox, clap, clap, clap, clap clap!

Do the non-sports fans begin to understand why we fanatics find this so compelling?

Martin Johnson running on the crash ball, dragging two Australians behind him.
Mike Tindall picking up George Gregan and dumping him into touch.
Jonny Wilkinson knocking Elton Flatley back with a monstrous tackle.
Mike Catt's phoenix-like resurrection from the-man-who-was-trampled-by-Lomu in 1995 to the man doing the trampling as he runs through Larkham.

The pain of watching Kay's dropped pass, Jonny's missed kicks and the minute when he got hit and stayed down.

Lewis Moody's perfect take at the lineout.
Mike Catt's setting up of the ball.
Dawson's dummy and go to take the ball within kicking distance.
Back and Johnson recycling the ball.
Jonny kicking the World Cup winning drop-goal.

There is no feeling like the agony and ecstasy of sport and no author could dream of writing anything so gripping. Hope your team keep going Vincent.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Vincent and Earl: your testosterone passions excite me. Go! you two!

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Shit, I'll be in Boston on Sunday, I'll probably inadvertantly wander in to a riot zone and get arrested, beaten or shot...I just hope I die in front of the Sam Adams brewery!

 

[Weird Harold]

I just hope I die in front of the Sam Adams brewery!

If you must expire in the vicinity of a brewery, drowning in the vats while hiding from the riots seems the best option to me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you must expire in the vicinity of a brewery, drowning in the vats while hiding from the riots seems the best option to me.

Even better idea and if they cremate me, I'll burn for days so the party can last even longer!!!