I don't want your fucking change!

[April]

Yes, that's right. Keep your damn change in your wallet, purse, or pocket where it fucking belongs! No, I don't want you to pay your DM 6.50 video rental in 10 pfennig pieces! What do I look like, a damn bank teller? No, I look like an annoyed video clerk who now has to count 65 coins, and roll them later tonight!

Take it to the mother fucking bank, like AFN told you to! Dumbass. And don't giggle at me, you brainless fuck. It's not cute!

Another thing. Pearl Harbor is NOT in the comedy section. Simpering little airhead! And it's NOT spelled Pearl Harbour. God Damned Canadians!

Okay, I'm done, but I don't feel any better.

 

[registered "^^"]

!

 

[christophe]

Putting away my roll of pennies

Placing "Pearl Habour" back in the comedy section

Backing slowly to the exit


(Hell I am not even Canadian)

 

[Guest]

<Backing away slowly.> With 9 years retail cashiering experience I have nothing to say.

 

[Renegade]

April

Does your video store happen to have that one movie with that guy that was in that other movie with that girl? You know, that one girl that was in that show??

 

[April]

Renegade, you have to give me something more to go on.
If you don't I'll bash you repeatedly in the head with my change!

 

[registered "^^"]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Renegade]

April

It's based on that one book by some chick who writes a lot of books. Help any??

 

[SimplySouthern]

Yeah, Ren. I know the one you're talking about. Came out a few years ago? It was in all the theatres.

 

[christophe]

I think I know the movie it was on HBO right afterthat other movie with the guy in it

 

[Renegade]

SimplySouthern

There you go! Yep, that's it. So, do you have it in, April?

 

[April]

Well, there you go. If it was on HBO, we don't have it.


NEXT!!!

Get lost, ya bother me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

April?

Don't change, ever.

 

[Renegade]

Fine! I'm taking my large bag of pennies and going elsewhere.

 

[Rubyfruit]

April,

I'll take your change and up you 700 loads of laundry.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58164

Sounds like we both had Xanax days.

 

[April]

Fine! I'm taking my large bag of pennies and going elsewhere.

Good riddance! Penny hoarder.

 

[Lasz]

That sounds like a pretty shitty birthday present April!!!
Happy Birthday, yours is easy to remember because we share the same one. (21 years old in 2 hours and 50 min)

 

[Thumper]

Re: SimplySouthern

There you go! Yep, that's it. So, do you have it in, April?

I wish I had it in April.

 

[MrHunter]

I know what April NEEDS!!!!

she needs a biggggg ole hug!!~

maybe too???.. naw. j/k


Have a nice day

 

[PHANTOM5875]

WHOA!.................................

April? Who peed in YOUR Wheaties today? Hot DANG girl!

Thank GOD I always pay for my video rentals with a bank debit card! *Whew!*

So, is it really canabalism if you eat this nimrod and nobody catches you doing it?

(...tip toeing out the door trying to keep a low profile.....)

Nothing but love girl!

Phantom

 

[Pan718]

April,

I'll take your change and up you 700 loads of laundry.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58164

Sounds like we both had Xanax days.

Maybe that Xanax is hotter than I gave credit for...?

 

[tmuyo]

change

gee, now i feel glad that i got tired of all those coins piling up on my desk and took them to one of those change machines that gives you cash. i apparently had $120 in pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters kickin it on my desk and behind it.

go figure

sorry to your shitty days as a video clerk. i will soon be joining you in your torment though. i'm trying as hard as i can to get a job, and i am pretty assured the job.

and for any wiseasses, it's a small video store and i am allowed to keep weapons. if you bring me small change in a bag, i'll bash your fucking head in without mercy, and say that you tried to rob me.

have fun being ass-raped penny hoarders!

oh, and have a nice day ..................mother fucker.........

 

[Juspar Emvan]

lol


Course it's Harbour, dumb arse

 

[sch00lteacher]

What base are you at?

 

[April]

No debit cards, no credit cards, no personal checks, no travelers checks, no business checks. Cash only, marks only. And when I tell you that, don't ask me if we take guilders. What part of marks only don't you understand?

*sigh* I'm not really pissed, just aggravated that they don't listen to me. I can tell them the movie is due back by 5 pm the next day, and they go right ahead and ask me anyway. Is it canabalism if they're too stupid to run? Oh, and the frequent questions about what are our new releases. *sigh* There's a board right behind me that lists them.

This has to be one of the dumbest questions I've ever gotten. This woman came in and asked me if we have anything newer than the new releases! ROFL I just goggled at her for a bit. I hope she felt stupid.

Juspar, fuck you! It's not spelled harbour. Ya kiwi wanker!

Schoolteacher, I'm at Geilenkirchen. It's pretty common knowledge to those who were at least awake earlier this year when I made such a fuss about it. LOL

Thumper, no comment. Or, rather, you know what my comment would be.