I don't understand why people want to make friends

[JohnnySavage]

In my limited experience, friends are a pain in the ass. They are a big drain on my time.

 

[parodyluvr75]

So you won't be my friend?

*cries*

 

[JohnnySavage]

So you won't be my friend?

*cries*

We can be eFriends so that if you bug me I can turn you off.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

In my limited experience, friends are a pain in the ass. They are a big drain on my time.

Hey, we can not be friends ok?

 

[parodyluvr75]

We can be eFriends so that if you bug me I can turn you off.

Okay, but I only bug people I like.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Does this mean we're not friends anymore?

 

[marshalt]

Friends suck. You don't need them.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Everyone needs a friend.

 

[Sean Renaud]

So you won't be my friend?

*cries*

We can be eFriends so that if you bug me I can turn you off.

Oh, you do that to people on purpose? That's just a natural reaction to being on the same planet as me.

 

[marshalt]

Everyone needs a friend.

For what?

 

[Fata Morgana]

For what?

Friendship, you twat.

 

[marshalt]

Friendship, you twat.

Friendship is stupid.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Friendship is stupid.

You are stupid if you genuinely think so.

 

[marshalt]

You are stupid if you genuinely think so.

It never did me any good.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Friendship is stupid.

No

https://www.massivecraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gsgsgbhs.png

 

[Fata Morgana]

It never did me any good.

You need to make better choices in friends then. I've had some that turned sour and proved to be cunts. But I've some gems too.

That's life innit? Keep your options open and don't be a bitter twat. There's no greater gift than a truly good friend.

 

[pink]

I have 2 friends, 1 of them I don't talk to much but if anything ever happened to me, she'd be right here. They mean the world to me.

 

[spacekowboy]

Without friends, who will delete your porn and browser history and throw out your sex toys when you die?

 

[1HF]

Without friends, who will delete your porn and browser history and throw out your sex toys when you die?

This.

Plus good friends help make life amazing.

 

[SuprSalor]

I unfriend you.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15SGit55b1E

 

[Sean Renaud]

Without friends, who will delete your porn and browser history and throw out your sex toys when you die?

That's not a friend! That's a monster. My collection will be put in the SeanRenaud Museum someday.

 

[marshalt]

You need to make better choices in friends then. I've had some that turned sour and proved to be cunts. But I've some gems too.

That's life innit? Keep your options open and don't be a bitter twat. There's no greater gift than a truly good friend.

I think an Xbox would be a way better gift.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I think an Xbox would be a way better gift.

So you can make friends killing zombies!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Everyone needs a friend.

For what?