I Don't Understand The Erotic Review Category

[alexander tzara]

I thought I'd go in and check it out. The things by Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb obviously are reviews of erotic paintings but the other things in there seem to be fiction. I didn't actually read them right through, so I've maybe missed something obvious.

I was going to try and pick something to nominate for the awards but I just got myself confused. I don't really want to have to compare two different disciplines - Art Criticism and Fiction. Can anyone ease my troubled mind and explain it to me?

 

[Gingersnap]

Explain what Al?

 

[alexander tzara]

Why water spins clockwise down the plughole. Now, back to work with you, young lady.

 

[Jake2001]

only north of the equator

It spins counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere

 

[alexander tzara]

LOL. Yeah, I know.

But that's not really the question I wanted answered I was just being cheeky to Gingersnap so she'd spank me again.

So, anyway, do you know what qualifies for the erotic review category? I can't nominate on it till I know what it is.

 

[WriterDom]

Your take on erotic artwork, films, toys, and more? I read lunch several times and couldn't figure that one out. Perhaps that space could be better used for shorts or something.

 

[Laurel]

Well, the category is SUPPOSED to be for reviews of film, artwork, toys, whatever...anything that floats your boat. It's also where I'm placing stuff like "Roundall", which is more of a thesis (albeit an odd one) than a story.

Why the fiction stories were in there is a mystery that only the God of Typos & Keyslips can explain. They've been placed in their proper places.

If you ever see an oddly placed story - incest in the Romance, for example - don't assume that it's all part of Laurel's genius plan. It could be a stupid fuck-up. Really.

 

[alexander tzara]

Aha! My mind rests easily, now. The world makes sense again. Thanks.

 

[Laurel]

Wow! That's a first...lol...

 

[Carl East]

If you ever see an oddly placed story - incest in the Romance, for example - don't assume that it's all part of Laurel's genius plan. It could be a stupid fuck-up. Really.

This would explain why my story, "Jessica's Satanic Rite of Passage 2" was placed in the incest category. You have gremlins infesting the board, either that or it's a fuck up.haha

Carl

 

[Laurel]

See? You kids need to email me when that happens...lol. Fixed. Next! lol