I don't play by their rules rules, do you

[SeaCat]

My wife and I wandered down to the local mall to pick up a couple of things. While we were there my wife decided she just had to stop in at Victoria's Secret. (Hey this doesn't bother me in the least.)

Okay while my wife was looking at some things I was approached by a young lady. She told me her friend needed some advice. My wife glanced up and told me to go ahead.

Well I followed this young woman, (About 20 if I'm any gauge of ages.) over to the changing rooms. When we arrived there she tapped on one of the doors and whispered something to the person inside. Before I knew it another young woman, one whom I had seen earlier in the store, stepped out of the changing room and asked me what I thought.

Hey I had to be honest. She looked good, damned good. She was wearing this little Teddy made of almost nothing but gauze. The pale green made her tanned skin stad out nicely and even highlighted her blonde hair. I told her so. Hell why not, it's not often I get to look at a young lady with flawless skin parading around in a crotchless Teddy. I could be generous with my compliments, and this situation called for them.

As the young ladies went back to the changing room and I headed bck to my wife I was halted by one of the workers there. She asked me why I hadn't tried to pick up either of the young women. She knew both of them and they used this gambit to pick up guys. I looked the young woman, (she was their age,) in the eye and told her I didn't care to play with youngsters, they were no fun. At first she didn't understand what I meant. I had to explain to her that people who hadn't lived for a while, people who hadn't dealt with real life didn't excite me. She just shook her head and walked away. She didn't understand.

Can you?

Cat

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I understand, but I can't be so discriminating. If she is of age, and willing, I need to take my opportunities where I can get them.

 

[elsol]

Uh... I'm real life.

Therefore I would be cheating of such a 'real-life' experience if I said no.

 

[_Lynn_]

I understand, Cat.

But then maybe it depends on our age too. Early 20's is extremely young compared to Me.

 

[poppy1963]

My wife and I wandered down to the local mall to pick up a couple of things. While we were there my wife decided she just had to stop in at Victoria's Secret. (Hey this doesn't bother me in the least.)

Okay while my wife was looking at some things I was approached by a young lady. She told me her friend needed some advice. My wife glanced up and told me to go ahead.

Well I followed this young woman, (About 20 if I'm any gauge of ages.) over to the changing rooms. When we arrived there she tapped on one of the doors and whispered something to the person inside. Before I knew it another young woman, one whom I had seen earlier in the store, stepped out of the changing room and asked me what I thought.

Hey I had to be honest. She looked good, damned good. She was wearing this little Teddy made of almost nothing but gauze. The pale green made her tanned skin stad out nicely and even highlighted her blonde hair. I told her so. Hell why not, it's not often I get to look at a young lady with flawless skin parading around in a crotchless Teddy. I could be generous with my compliments, and this situation called for them.

As the young ladies went back to the changing room and I headed bck to my wife I was halted by one of the workers there. She asked me why I hadn't tried to pick up either of the young women. She knew both of them and they used this gambit to pick up guys. I looked the young woman, (she was their age,) in the eye and told her I didn't care to play with youngsters, they were no fun. At first she didn't understand what I meant. I had to explain to her that people who hadn't lived for a while, people who hadn't dealt with real life didn't excite me. She just shook her head and walked away. She didn't understand.

Can you?

Cat

There've been a couple young 'uns.... But mostly I agree, Cat! I certainly can appreciate the attraction of a "hot young body"...but that's far from all that creates "excitement"... In fact, if the other stuff isn't part of the package, that bod loses it's attractiveness or at least a great deal of it.

 

[SeaCat]

I understand, Cat.

But then maybe it depends on our age too. Early 20's is extremely young compared to Me.

LOLOL

I have this rule. I refuse to even think of sleeping with someone who would be the age of my offspring. (If I had any.)

Cat

 

[_Lynn_]

LOLOL

I have this rule. I refuse to even think of sleeping with someone who would be the age of my offspring. (If I had any.)

Cat

Mine are **gulp** 33 and 29 LOL

 

[JamesSD]

Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me, but...

Hehe... preferring sexual partners around your age bracket is generally considered a sign of maturity.

 

[SeaCat]

Uh... I'm real life.

Therefore I would be cheating of such a 'real-life' experience if I said no.

LOLOLOL

I do enjoy looking on occasion but I am always reminded of the fact that a young woman like this would be younger than my kids if i had ever had any.

Oh and yes she was cute. Definate Eye Candy and she probably even tasted pretty good as well.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

Mine are **gulp** 33 and 29 LOL

LOLOL

Well considering I was married for the first time at the tender age of 18 in 1984. (She was a six foot tall redhead.)

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me, but...

Hehe... preferring sexual partners around your age bracket is generally considered a sign of maturity.

Maturity? Oh hell no.

I look at some young Chica who is less than half my age showing me her skin and one of the first things I can think of is how I could be sleeping with my non-existant daughter.

Oh and by the way, I have met many young ladies my age who make Beach Bunnies look like soft little pillows.

Cat

 

[JamesSD]

Maturity? Oh hell no.

I look at some young Chica who is less than half my age showing me her skin and one of the first things I can think of is how I could be sleeping with my non-existant daughter.

Call me crazy, but this sounds like a mature attitude

 

[_Lynn_]

LOLOL

Well considering I was married for the first time at the tender age of 18 in 1984. (She was a six foot tall redhead.)

Cat

I was 17 when I got married and had My son, back in 1973.

((now I feel ancient...))

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was 17 when I got married and had My son, back in 1973.

((now I feel ancient...))

Yes, well, thank you for confirming that you aren't my mother. She was 22 or 23 (I don't feel like doing the math) when she had my older brother in 73.

 

[_Lynn_]

Yes, well, thank you for confirming that you aren't my mother. She was 22 or 23 (I don't feel like doing the math) when she had my older brother in 73.

You needed confirmation of this???

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You needed confirmation of this???

You said something earlier that sounded like something she would have said

 

[_Lynn_]

You said something earlier that sounded like something she would have said

Just giving you a hard time, sweetie.

 

[SeaCat]

I was 17 when I got married and had My son, back in 1973.

((now I feel ancient...))

In that case your the right age for me. Come on down to visit and I'll oogle you as you try on sexy nothings then we can make my too young neighbors wonder at the sounds coming from my Trailer all night.

Cat

 

[Stella_Omega]

My wife and I wandered down to the local mall to pick up a couple of things. While we were there my wife decided she just had to stop in at Victoria's Secret. (Hey this doesn't bother me in the least.)

Okay while my wife was looking at some things I was approached by a young lady. She told me her friend needed some advice. My wife glanced up and told me to go ahead.

Well I followed this young woman, (About 20 if I'm any gauge of ages.) over to the changing rooms. When we arrived there she tapped on one of the doors and whispered something to the person inside. Before I knew it another young woman, one whom I had seen earlier in the store, stepped out of the changing room and asked me what I thought.

Hey I had to be honest. She looked good, damned good. She was wearing this little Teddy made of almost nothing but gauze. The pale green made her tanned skin stad out nicely and even highlighted her blonde hair. I told her so. Hell why not, it's not often I get to look at a young lady with flawless skin parading around in a crotchless Teddy. I could be generous with my compliments, and this situation called for them.

As the young ladies went back to the changing room and I headed bck to my wife I was halted by one of the workers there. She asked me why I hadn't tried to pick up either of the young women. She knew both of them and they used this gambit to pick up guys. I looked the young woman, (she was their age,) in the eye and told her I didn't care to play with youngsters, they were no fun. At first she didn't understand what I meant. I had to explain to her that people who hadn't lived for a while, people who hadn't dealt with real life didn't excite me. She just shook her head and walked away. She didn't understand.

Can you?

Cat

I'd have to flip a coin.

On the one hand- Christ, what a pain in the arse!

on the other-- Hot monkey sex!


It would be a tough call, IMO.

 

[_Lynn_]

In that case your the right age for me. Come on down to visit and I'll oogle you as you try on sexy nothings then we can make my too young neighbors wonder at the sounds coming from my Trailer all night.

Cat

You mean the moaning, whimpering, ecstatic wailing and howling?

Or the sounds of the bed as we ravish each other wildly?

Maybe see their faces in the morning when we walk outside as if nothing happened?

 

[poppy1963]

I'd have to flip a coin.

On the one hand- Christ, what a pain in the arse!

on the other-- Hot monkey sex!


It would be a tough call, IMO.

Sighs....yeah...it's the memory (now discussion) of that damy "hot monkey sex"...that's hard to forget...

Stella...hee hee...you certainly look like one who'd have a fine appreciation for such...um...activities...as well... Impish little pout frown grinnish expression all rolled into one....

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sighs....yeah...it's the memory (now discussion) of that damy "hot monkey sex"...that's hard to forget...

Stella...hee hee...you certainly look like one who'd have a fine appreciation for such...um...activities...as well... Impish little pout frown grinnish expression all rolled into one....

Hmm, are you saying...

It pays to advertise?

 

[Dar~]

I am 27. when I was 17-21ish, I was very interested in sex, but I wasn't all that good at it. I hadn't learned the right way to touch and the way that I could be touched. I also wasn't as comfortable in my skin as I am now. I think I am a much hotter fuck now than I used to be. I wouldn't have done it.

 

[rgraham666]

I was 17 when I got married and had My son, back in 1973.

((now I feel ancient...))

You're younger than me.

I agree, Cat. Girls that young are just that, girls. Many kinks may be laid at my feet but pedophilia isn't among them.

 

[sutherngent985]

LOLOL

Well considering I was married for the first time at the tender age of 18 in 1984. (She was a six foot tall redhead.)

Cat

Im 48 (sheesh, I was in 3rd grade when you were born ) and while the attention of someone that young would surely be a boost to my ego, Im not crazy enough to have a go at it. I cant imagine being with someone in their 30s, let alone someone only a few years out of high school. WAY too many differences. Like Cat said, I want someone who has experienced life. My generation fought in Nam, I cant see being with someone who has only read about in history class.