I don't own a dress...

Aphrodisiac

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I just noticed that I don't own a dress and I am a woman. All women are suppose to have at least one ... or so I have read in magazines.


I was going through my closet and I have never ever had a dress, well except when I was little.

I do own skirts but not a dress....


Am I the only woman out there with no dress in her closet ?!:eek: :)
 
As long as you come out of the closet, plenty of other women here will be happy with you.
 
I don't have any dresses but I have skeletons in my closet...
 
Maybe?

I have little summer dresses and dance dresses. That's about it.
 
Myst said:
I have a wedding dress. You can wear it if you'd like.


Myst,

Thank you so much ... but its your special dress. :)

I have tried on wedding dresses before, one time my girl friend and I just went and tried them on ... we looked so pretty... :D :p
 
I have a gorgeous red cocktail dress, very sexy, very expensive. Ive never worn it. I much rather my $14.95 faux velvet dress from walmart.
 
Dress

I recently took a friend of mine to a Military Ball, when we went to get her a dress she was very nervous, when I asked why, she replied she hadn't worn or owned a dress sense she was a lil grl.
What a suprise to me. I had never seen her in a Dress, but she never seemed less of a woman to me. Needless to say I bought her a dress and we went and made appointments for her hair an nails the day of the Ball. She looked PERFECT! We were a hit and I was the envy of all the guys at the Ball. That was a few months ago, and she has no intention of wearing one again anytime soon, but I STILL don't think she is any less of a woman. Of course cowgrls live in their jeans and boots, and to me thats about as sexy as it gets.
 
Sillyman said:
As long as you come out of the closet, plenty of other women here will be happy with you.

LMAO - if you make me spew wine one more time tonight, Sillyman, I'm going to send you to my room without dinner.

Aphrodisiac, I do own dresses, but I rarely wear them. I'm just more comfortable in pants, or nothing at all.
 
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i don't have a dress, and somehow that's just plain wrong.

or something.

yeah.
 
I had to go to my closet to count.

I have about 5 dresses, and about 50 skirts.

Go figure.

Moon
 
scylis said:
i don't have a dress, and somehow that's just plain wrong.

or something.

yeah.

Yeah... that's terrible.

You'd look cute in a dress, Scy. :D
 
I have half of a walk in closet full of dresses. I need them to wear for work. I never liked suits, so I stick to dresses instead.
 
Aphrodisiac said:



Myst,

Thank you so much ... but its your special dress. :)

I have tried on wedding dresses before, one time my girl friend and I just went and tried them on ... we looked so pretty... :D :p


Well, I'll wear it once, and then what? Probably give it to "Good Will" or something. It is fun to try on dresses! I couldn't get any of the strapless ones to look right because I have teeny ta-tas.
 
the more I think about it, the more I realize I actually own a lot of dresses. All those clothes I've bought my Wife. Hell, I've even got a reciept here on my desk of a dress that I bought her last year specifically for a party. ;)
 
I too have a lot of dresses. I need them for work as well.

It's getting harder and harder to find them though.

I don't mind getting all dressed up everyday, but I like it better at the end of the day, when it all comes off!!

:)
 
Ruby - I feel more comfortable in jeans or shorts... nothing at all.. still working on that .. some times I .. am a little shy. :)

Myst - You are not going to save your wedding dress ? :)
 
This picture was taken when I was in 1st grade... or some where around there... as you can see by my expression I was not happy that my mom made me wear a dress ! :)


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