I don't own a dishwasher

If I ever start a thread (highly unlikely) I sure hope it’s this compelling.
 
It's aint fucking rocket science. :)

Unless you consider that you have to convince some people that they won't die if they get parts of their anatomy wet. Or that the concept of clean is a good thing.
 
I do own one. And I don’t get it either.

Wash the dishes… put them in the dishwasher.

Um… no, I don’t want that.

My dishwasher is a glorified drying rack. Only, it stinks if the door is closed too long. So I actually have to WASH the WASHER just so it doesn’t maybe contaminate the fucking dishes I put in there to dry, after washing them by hand.

I’m new to this. You know, having a place with a dishwasher.

But I’m tellin ya. I’m not gonna change. That dishwasher is fucking stupid.
 
I do own one. And I don’t get it either.

Wash the dishes… put them in the dishwasher.

Um… no, I don’t want that.

My dishwasher is a glorified drying rack. Only, it stinks if the door is closed too long. So I actually have to WASH the WASHER just so it doesn’t maybe contaminate the fucking dishes I put in there to dry, after washing them by hand.

I’m new to this. You know, having a place with a dishwasher.

But I’m tellin ya. I’m not gonna change. That dishwasher is fucking stupid.

Another luk alt. His mom owns the dishwasher... in more ways than one.
 
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