I Don't Like Hecatoncheires Owners

[IrezumiKiss]

Owning one of the eighteen offsprings of Uranus and Gaia is a responsibility that most mortals cannot fulfill. The more stupid-assed entitled hipsters profess to love their "cutie colossuses" for an Instagram flex win, the less I like them. My neighborhood is now strewn with uprooted trees, damaged thoroughfares, crushed buildings and dismembered bodies from asshole owners of fifty-headed and hundred-armed monsters who can't control them. I hope they ban public socializing with giants, Titans and Cyclopes from it, which I think they will pretty soon. They fuck it up for everybody.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9a/22/8b/9a228bcdb2d38d0372e5718f36edeb23.jpg

 

[honeylick]

what's the insurance premium on something like that?

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm gonna assume I missed the original thread on this one.

That said Stephen Fry's Mythos is outstanding. That is all.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm gonna assume I missed the original thread on this one.

That said Stephen Fry's Mythos is outstanding. That is all.

agreed on both of these things

i dont know what this is referring to and mythos was awesome

 

[IrezumiKiss]

what's the insurance premium on something like that?

hell, can you imagine the weekly grocery bill?

I'm gonna assume I missed the original thread on this one.

That said Stephen Fry's Mythos is outstanding. That is all.

agreed on both of these things

i dont know what this is referring to and mythos was awesome

some noob bumped this up from the river bottom earlier today for some reason:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1533047

and I felt the parody jones a-itchin' up agin.

but I have never read Mythos...now I'm intrigued...

 

[neci]

could you imagine breastfeeding one of those? you'd have nurse maids being passed all around.

 

[spacekowboy]

That explains it. I sent Ram One to the corn eons ago.

 

[rae121452]

uh....say what, again? pass it this way.

 

[PaxNurgle]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-db0BHYZ0v...AGk8/vRXndCdfjFY/s1600/Mercedes-Benz+W123.jpg

I used to own a pet mercedes. Although, I'd end up spending upwards of $1000 per month on cat food. He'd go through about one bag a day. Plus he was always chasing neighbor's dogs, and I once got a complaint about owning a nuisance animal, after he peed in the neighbor's sand box.