i don't know who controls dr. seuss' estate, but...

[pointless]

i kinda hope they die a slow and painful death at some point in the very near future.

 

[Batch]

What happened?

 

[pointless]

this happened.

 

[Batch]

*reels*
*stunned*

it
looks

like the

playground

*gasp*

 

[scrymettet]

*reels*
*stunned*

it
looks

like the

playground

*gasp*

:lol:
some things never change

 

[JBCorbell]

Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pointless]

i would cry if i were not quite so bitter and jaded.

 

[Batch]

:lol:
some things never change

darling.

so very good to see you.

 

[scrymettet]

darling.

so very good to see you.

thank you

 

[Batch]

i would cry if i were not quite so bitter and jaded.

whoa.

Don't get all weak and shit.

You have a high standard to live up to.

You just keep that bitter and jaded shit close.

 

[scrymettet]

i would cry if i were not quite so bitter and jaded.

wait for the Mcsomething before crying

 

[pointless]

weak? nah. my words were well chosen for the context. hollywood is made of hatred.

the bastards.

 

[Batch]

wait for the Mcsomething before crying

*sigh*

The mcsomethings.

 

[KRCummings]

I dunno, Horton was ok. Not great but not terrible. Since Cat in the Hat they've been a tad more careful. A tad.

 

[pointless]

I dunno, Horton was ok. Not great but not terrible. Since Cat in the Hat they've been a tad more careful. A tad.

you are broken.

 

[scrymettet]

you are broken.

some things do never change

 

[pointless]

like that puppy thing.

 

[scrymettet]

like that puppy thing.

yup
I should have it trademark and make movies.

 

[KRCummings]

you are broken.

You should be thankful they're making Lorax. They could be making One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

 

[scrymettet]

You should be thankful they're making Lorax. They could be making One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

don't say it out loud.
*they might get it*

 

[pointless]

it's probably already in development.

 

[Batch]

Or Go Dog Go.

 

[KRCummings]

Oh, The Places You'll Go might have potential in the right hands.

 

[pointless]

i have a gun.

 

[KRCummings]

i have a gun.

You get the right writer and director it could be a masterpiece. It's one of the best things Seuss ever wrote.