I don't know what to put in my sparkling, clean colon.

[ms_ann_thrope]

But I am farting like a sailor the morning after 25 cent beer night.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And you could drink champagne from my rectum right now. Takers?

 

[CandiCame]

And you could drink champagne from my rectum right now. Takers?

You could drink champagne from your rectum. Maybe. That might be an urban legend.

 

[thør]

It's Mexican food night, tonight!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You could drink champagne from your rectum. Maybe. That might be an urban legend.

Did you mean urbane?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's Mexican food night, tonight!

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

 

[thør]

Did you mean urbane?

That would be a champagne enema.

I'm told it gets ya drunk quick.

 

[thør]

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

THAT GLOP is not Mexican food!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

That would be a champagne enema.

I'm told it gets ya drunk quick.

Beats Moviprep.

 

[CandiCame]

That would be a champagne enema.

I'm told it gets ya drunk quick.

Doooo itttttt

And report back on your findings.
For science.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

THAT GLOP is not Mexican food!

Neither is hot sauce coated labia. Would you turn that down?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've never desired a gangbang more than I do this second.

 

[Kitty]

You're always rabidly horny. ^^^

But I know a couple gangs.
All we need is a bang.

I can arrange that sweetie...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Chicken salad and barbeque potato chips. So much for a healthy start.

 

[thør]

Neither is hot sauce coated labia. Would you turn that down?

Is it braised?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Is it braised?

Braised labia? You've been in the wilderness too long.

 

[rimmy]

Don't know what to put in your colon?

Start with a fist and work from there.

 

[The Greek]

Neither is hot sauce coated labia. Would you turn that down?

OUCH! I would think that would burn

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Don't know what to put in your colon?

Start with a fist and work from there.

You don't know where the colon is, do you.

It's not this...:

 

[rimmy]

You don't know where the colon is, do you.

It's not this...:

Spread your ass nice and wide and shove your fist in. You'll get there eventually.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Spread your ass nice and wide and shove your fist in. You'll get there eventually.

So you won't be using your feminine, sigmoidal hands?

edit: sorry, gibberish.

 

[thør]

OUCH! I would think that would burn

Hot sauce is on everything, now.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's the new ketchup.

 

[lemonbread]

OUCH! I would think that would burn

It does.

 

[The Greek]

It does.

Personally, I would lean more towards a country sweet type sauce. Provides a nice sweet and savory combo.