I don't know how you women do it...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rubyfruit]

For me, the girls are just a part of my body. I'm used to them I guess, because they don't bother me or get in the way much.

 

[metal_minx]

i dont have that problem.... '-(

 

[metal_minx]

ay, ruby that new addition in your av is just plain creepy

 

[Azwed]

Funny story from highschool. A friend of mine who had to have had E cup breasts was home alone waiting for her bf to come over. He rings the doorbell and she goes running down the stairs to get the door.

See the problem is she is not wearing a bra right now and has forgoten that fact. So as she is running down the stairs one of her enourmous 40 something E cup breasts slap her in the head hard enough to knock her off her feet. She falls down the stairs and lands in a heap in front of the door where her bf sees her.

He freaks out cause she does not move at first and is about to break the door down before she gets up and opens it for him. She wasn't really hurt any just a couple of bruises and a huge red mark on the side of her face where her tit slapped her

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Having large breasts is like wearing glasses. You learn not to knock them about after a while.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Like Ruby, I'm accustomed to mine, I only notice them sometimes, not to often though.

Dawn

 

[Rubyfruit]

ay, ruby that new addition in your av is just plain creepy

LOL - Really? It cracks me up everytime I see it.

 

[Nora]

Plays hell with your pool game and your golf swing, but otherwise they're ok.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't have that "problem." But plastic doesn't tend to grow too much, and it's not very heavy.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nora, I always found they helped my pool game. When I bend over to take my shot, my opponent invariably looses concentration.

 

[WhiteRose]

Originally posted by *bratcat*
How do you women with larger breasts get through your days without damaging yourselves?

We don't always

My Household Boobie Mishaps

Then there was the time in Mexico City during a vacation with several schoolmates from my high school, when my bra strap slipped out of the clasp as we were running to catch the bus to the airport out of the country. As my boss said many years later, "Don't turn around too quickly with those things, you'll put someone's eye out." I even had to leave work early one day because my front bra clasps started betraying me...one by one. It was rather comical, but my boss who was also a good friend understood completely.

And of course, you can't order spaghetti or anything messy to eat at a fancy restaurant, because if you happen to spill anything, it'll never make it to the napkin in your lap.

And don't try to sleep on your stomach, your head would never reach the pillow and it hurts anyway. I slipped down the stairs once while I was moving one day because I couldn't see the steps and sprained my ankle. Twisted my knee pretty bad another time while playing tag with my cats on the stairs because I missed one.

See?

 

[metal_minx]

LOL - Really? It cracks me up everytime I see it.

its creepy and hilarious

 

[Rubyfruit]

And don't try to sleep on your stomach, your head would never reach the pillow

Oh, this is true. I'm a confirmed side sleeper. When I get a massage, I always complain that they don't have a table with two holes in it so my girls can be comfortable too.

 

[metal_minx]

shut up! *runs away with hands over ears* i wish i had those problems....

 

[Nora]

Nora, I always found they helped my pool game. When I bend over to take my shot, my opponent invariably looses concentration.

That only makes them lose shots, doesn't make you gain any. And I always feel like the biggest wuss on the face of the planet when I have to use the bridge cuz my tits get in the way of my shot. *grumbles*

 

[lilminx]

I don't have that problem either, as you can see.

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[WhiteRose]

Oh, and shoulderbelts in the car. They don't sit right, they go sliding across your chest and try to strangle you everytime you make a turn.

 

[SXCRgirl]

A girlfriend of mine has complained about her *girls*. She has to wear a bra to bed otherwise she will be in major pain in the morning. There are times when she has not worn a bra and she literally has to massage them in order to feel better. Since I'm not as well endowed as she is, I cannot relate. She hates it and wants to get them reduced as soon as she gets the money.

Her boyfriend doesn't complain about the size... *snicker* but she can't wait to get them reduced.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Nora, I always found they helped my pool game. When I bend over to take my shot, my opponent invariably looses concentration.

Maybe for the drunkards from the bar.

I'd be more worried when haze started to lick your nipples while you were trying to shoot.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't have that problem either, as you can see.

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Delectable.

 

[Nora]

Oh y'all will appreciate this story! My mom emailed me at work the other day because apparently Mervyn's had a sale on "larger cup" bras for one day only. She wanted to pick some up for me.

I thanked her profusely.

She drops them off. She got me Bali "minimizer" bras. Ok, first off...I rather like my breastages and don't require them to be minimized. Secondly, I do not believe there has ever in the history of bra-dom been a less comfortable torture device than this bra. It "minimizes" by shoving your tits under your freakin' arms! How stupid is that??

I was so miserably uncomfortable at work the next day (I didn't notice the pain until I woke up...about a quarter mile from work). I ended up stripping the damned thing off about 4pm (I work 'till 7pm) and walking around with my arms crossed the whole damned day!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nora, I never understood those minimizer bras either. I want a bra to lift and separate....oh wait, that's not it. I want a bra to support and dip low so I can wear slutty clothes.

 

[WhiteRose]

I want a bra that doesn't feel like I'm wearing a harness.

 

[Mona Lisa]

Ahhhhh... nothing quite like having your SO roll over on your breast in the middle of the night. Or rolling over on it yourself during a tickle fight. Or having a 4 yo lanch himself from the bottom step head-first into your chest. Or just trying to walk down a hall surrounded by 6 ft + guys who are swinging elbows.
And forget taking up fencing. Trying to use even the largest size breast protector cups is like trying to fit a watermelon in a salad bowl.

On the other hand, if I didn't have them, the weight of my ass would pull me over backward every time I tried to stand up.