I don't know how true this is, but I thought it was funny

[lilminx]

The following ad in "The Atlanta Journal" is reported
to have gotten numerous calls.....

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who
LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.


Over 150 men found themselves talking to the
Local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador
Retriever......

 

[amelia]

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the
Local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador
Retriever......

that's hella funny..i actually lol'd...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

hahaha

omg that is fucking hilarious

 

[InnocentAngel81]

cute seems kinda cruel for the men

 

[markb325]

I saw that just the other day a friend of my SO sent it to her I laughed for quite a while after.

 

[Ice Cold]

Not if you are looking for a good dog. Besides they talk back less than most women

 

[patient1]

I'm sure somebody took her in, even though they were taken in first

 

[SpaceToast]

Sounds like a real bitch to me.

I'm sorry! Had to be done. I'm so sorry! I'm sorry. Forgive me. Scratch my exposed femur down a blackboard, ouch! To repent is not enough, I understand. I must harm myself. Allow me to go flagellate away my sins-

-M@

 

[lisalove]

Hehe. Too funny. Imagine how foolish the men must have felt?

Yeah, you're a dog you know it...

 

[AnnaB]

I still think it's funny as hell!