I don't have a big dick...

[JazzManJim]

I don't have washboard abs. Any six pack I might have had is now a two-four or maybe a keg. I don't have dreamy eyes, nor do I take very good pictures. There's no charming smile - not even a sexy grin. You're not going to find a killer sexy back or legs with muscles like high-tension wires. My chest isn't studly and there's not much hair either. I have broad shoulders, but it's tough to tell that, too.

All I really have going for me is that I can make you laugh. That doens't translate well to a Web Cam, unfortunately.

So there. Top that, studs!

 

[Private Vasquez]

that is THE most sexiest thing about a man (IMHO, of course)

 

[JazzManJim]

that is THE most sexiest thing about a man (IMHO, of course)

Feh. So let's take a poll. Who would most women rather sleep with: Their favorite comedian or...hmm....Brad Pitt?

 

[nasty]

Well, I don't have a big dick, balls, and, I've got a really tiny ass,(99.9% bone.) And, I have a fairly shaven chest. I don't have any really muscle, and, a slight beer gut. But, I can laugh, and, a few woman even consider my face attractive.

 

[Mischka]

Comedian. Hands down.

 

[glamorilla]

Brad Pitts too skinny. Personality is much more important.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Comedian, definitely.

 

[Summery]

Brad Pitts too skinny. Personality is much more important.

Jim definitely has the most fantastic personality, both here and off the board.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Jim definitely has the most fantastic personality, both here and off the board.

i agree with that


and besides.. i dont think Brad Pitt is all that attractive

 

[JazzManJim]

Come on. Come on.

I'm going to turn this thread slightly and say that I'm pretty skeptical. I've heard about this humor thing for years and about this personality thing for about as long but I can tell you from direct observation and personal experience that it's bunk. I could, right now, name two dozen guys who are among the funniest, smartest, most insightful men I've ever met and they get bootie about as often as I have - which is to say, not often. ON the other hand, I can show you an equal number of very good-looking men who are pretty damned dumb and boring when they have to talk for more than a minute and they have all the female companionship they could possibly want.

So which one is true. I've believed my own observations for quite a while. I rarely see it working the other way.

But that's just me.

 

[Impetus]

I would sleep with Kathy Griffith in a heartbeat. Hot as hell and funny too. It's like we were made for each other *swoon!*

-I

 

[JazzManJim]

All I really wanted to say is that, as much as I'd love to, I'm not going to be posting any penis pictures, bare-chested self avs, or pictures of my own ass. I can't compete. Not even close.

 

[Private Vasquez]

if a guy can't make me laugh, he can move along. I don't care how damn fine he is.

 

[Mischka]

I'm going to turn this thread slightly and say that I'm pretty skeptical. I've heard about this humor thing for years and about this personality thing for about as long but I can tell you from direct observation and personal experience that it's bunk.

OK. I'm not a model, but I can hold my own. We've previously established that I'm fairly successful at the whole sex thing. I have turned down scads of GQ guys in favor of the funny ones. I have slept with guys that would not turn a single head in a room, but my my toes curl from here to China. It's all attitude, Jim. Arrogance doesn't work. Insecurity doesn't work. Everything in between is fair game.

 

[JazzManJim]

Nope. I've decided it.


I'm going to be this guy:

muscleweb.com/alan/Alan-MW1.JPG

Instead of this guy (Ignore the cute baby. He skews the pic!):

 

[nzwookie]

All I really wanted to say is that, as much as I'd love to, I'm not going to be posting any penis pictures, bare-chested self avs, or pictures of my own ass. I can't compete. Not even close.

Well Jazz i can't compete either but my AV is me and i don't give a good god damn what anyone else thinks of it!!!!If you don't like it--tough shit------------Want pecs and abs and tight arses--get a freakin magazine....
You are what you are and thats all you will ever be...
So what i'm saying is put in your pic and fuck em all if they don't like it

 

[kiwiwolf]

Well Jazz i can't compete either but my AV is me and i don't give a good god damn what anyone else thinks of it!!!!If you don't like it--tough shit------------Want pecs and abs and tight arses--get a freakin magazine....
You are what you are and thats all you will ever be...
So what i'm saying is put in your pic and fuck em all if they don't like it

Hey wookie... I've met ya and I gotta say buddy... if I was a woman, I'd shag ya in a heartbeat you cute lil devil you... Ladies the guy is a crack up... and very cool too

 

[J.B.]

I'll take the comic over Brad anyday of the week. Looks aren't everything..

• Is he good in bed or is he just relying on his looks for a date?
• Can he entertain me or is he just relying on his looks for a date?
• Is he a compleate A** hole or is he just relying on his looks for a date?
• Is he respectfull or is he just relying on his looks for a date?
• Can we have fun with out him mentioning his trainer every 2 seconds or is he just relying on his looks for a date?
• Is he cheap or is he just relying on his looks for a date?

Well you get my point...
JB
Still upset that you won't post a butt pic... and that I wasn't on your tounge bath list...

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i totally see where Jim is coming from on this. i just changed my av (for some strange reason), but its me.. and i'm proud of me and who i am (and my stuffed animal that my friend gave me). but the whole personality is everything crap really doesnt show through very often. in fact, the only time i've ever really seen it show through is when i've met the person online and they have to get to know my personality first that way. but other than that, i get picked on, turned down, and just outright made fun of. and i found that to be extremely true last weekend while i was at a party. i gave this guy my phone number and he said he'd call. he still hasnt, and i doubt he will. and i have a great sense of humor, on top of being confident in who i am. and up until this school year i had never been on a date in my life (i'm 20 mind you).

a lot of people just go for the looks.. they dont seem to realize until later that there needs to be something else there besides their appearance...


and JazzMan babe, you are very handsome.. and if i werent taken at this point in time, i'd be all over you.

 

[nzwookie]

Hey wookie... I've met ya and I gotta say buddy... if I was a woman, I'd shag ya in a heartbeat you cute lil devil you... Ladies the guy is a crack up... and very cool too

Hahahaaaaa has everyone met my personal manager and publicist Mr Wolf(who by the way is starting to scare me with those comments lol)Nice job Wolfie--cheques in the mail!!!!!

PS--i stand by my earlier comments without exception!

 

[nasty]

Jim, man. I feel your pain. I've said it before, I've got a 4 inch penis. Am I happy? Not entirely. I would LOVE to be 5-6 inches. But, I've decided that if a woman/man can't accept those 4 inches, fuck em.

 

[jass1960]

I don't have washboard abs. Any six pack I might have had is now a two-four or maybe a keg. I don't have dreamy eyes, nor do I take very good pictures. There's no charming smile - not even a sexy grin. You're not going to find a killer sexy back or legs with muscles like high-tension wires. My chest isn't studly and there's not much hair either. I have broad shoulders, but it's tough to tell that, too.

All I really have going for me is that I can make you laugh. That doens't translate well to a Web Cam, unfortunately.

So there. Top that, studs!

Jim,

Trust me it's not easy for us gorgeous looking guys either! I dream of being able to make a girl laugh, but they are so shallow and can't see past my gorgeous exterior. I am like a trophy - they don't want quiet nights in, just nights out hanging off my arm - it's no life I can tell you. And all those hours in the gym when I could be on here. Jim, you make me jealous. And when they have seen the size of my dick - well, all they want to do is ring their girlfriends and brag about it. Nope it's not easy being a stud!!!

Jass