I Dont Care What Anyone Sez, I Aint Alcoholic!

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

After the September jobs number was released to a stunned America, on Friday, Obama's knee-pad boyz leaped upon the skeptics with eruptions of DOUBTERS ARE SICK, TWISTED FUCKS! AND IGNORE THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

They reminded me of a job applicant I interviewed many years ago. Halfway thru the interview he bellowed, AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SEZ, I AINT NO ALCOHOLIC! No one asked him about his drinking.

On the news this morning one of Obama's boyz dismisses the skeptics with, THE CRITICISM IS NONSENSE, I SAY! EVERY REPUTABLE ECONOMIST PREDICTED AND EXPECTED THE LOWER NUMBER.

Uh, no. Last Thursday the ordained economists anticipated 8.2% unemployment with 110K new jobs created. It was in the news, too.

 

[mercury14]

After the September jobs number was released to a stunned America, on Friday, Obama's knee-pad boyz leaped upon the skeptics with eruptions of DOUBTERS ARE SICK, TWISTED FUCKS! AND IGNORE THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

They reminded me of a job applicant I interviewed many years ago. Halfway thru the interview he bellowed, AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SEZ, I AINT NO ALCOHOLIC! No one asked him about his drinking.

On the news this morning one of Obama's boyz dismisses the skeptics with, THE CRITICISM IS NONSENSE, I SAY! EVERY REPUTABLE ECONOMIST PREDICTED AND EXPECTED THE LOWER NUMBER.

Uh, no. Last Thursday the ordained economists anticipated 8.2% unemployment with 110K new jobs created. It was in the news, too.

So the BLS was infiltrated by a Democratic super spy who changed all the numbers around? And all the folks who work at the BLS who saw the spy's cRaZy numbers in the report just went along with them without saying anything?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

So the BLS was infiltrated by a Democratic super spy who changed all the numbers around? And all the folks who work at the BLS who saw the spy's cRaZy numbers in the report just went along with them without saying anything?

Time for a story.

Bout 1982 I wuz building a Quickie Mart here in town. The folks who lived around the new store wuz quite excited and upset about it. On one occasion the construction foreman called me to the site to deal with the mob of angry people.

I met with the mob and heard them out. While I was listening I saw an anomaly, and set up a surveyors transit to check it out. Looking thru the transit scope I confirmed my suspicion. Then I invited one of the mobsters to take a look, and asked him what he saw. I SEE MY FUCKIN KENNEL, SO WHAT! I said, Your kennel is parked atop the lot-line, and if you go away maybe no one will notice where it is, and maybe wont have to tear it down. So he looks at me, with a mind fulla epiphany, and sez to his pals, C'MON! LETS LEAVE THESE GUYS ALONE, THEY JUST DOIN THEIR JOBS.

 

[TonyClifton]

Time for a story.

You always make it a special day for me. You know how, don't you?

By just your being you.

Whether you're in kindergarten, third grade, or no grade at all, I like you just the way you are.

I'll be back tomorrow. Bye.

 

[XdOu™]

i'ma drunk when i drink. yeszir

 

[unregistered]

 

[Liar]

ittcheconspirrichy
'mtellinya
dey'reallinnonnit

 

[mercury14]

No doubt they will be adjusted back to the truth after the effect has worn off and every drop of political juice can be wrung out of them.

So... It was a super spy then. That's your story and you're sticking to it.

 

[XdOu™]

ittcheconspirrichy
'mtellinya
dey'reallinnonnit

street, aka net slang lol

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[miles]

I don't doubt the skills of anyone who can look the American people in the eye and tell them for over a week the Benghazi attack was a spontaneous demonstration, and who routinely serve up bogus employment numbers that are re-adjusted days later.

The best predictor of future performance is past behavior. Expect more of this type of fiction in the weeks ahead.

 

[mercury14]

Vette, the commissioner of the BLS is a Bush Sr appointee. The Commissioner of Unemployment Statistics is a Bush Jr. appointee. But you're convinced both men are conspiring with Obama, right?

 

[mercury14]

Vette, the commissioner of the BLS is a Bush Sr appointee. The Commissioner of Unemployment Statistics is a Bush Jr. appointee. But you're convinced both men are conspiring with Obama, right?

Here you go Vette, I found the right person at the BLS for you to contact and interrogate. Why not call him up today and give him the full inquisitorial treatment?

For data on employment and unemployment:
Mark Loewenstein, Senior Research Economist
Employment Research and Program Development Staff
Room 4945
US Bureau of Labor Statistics
2 Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC 20212
(202) 691-7385
loewenstein.mark@bls.gov

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

No doubt they will be adjusted back to the truth after the effect has worn off and every drop of political juice can be wrung out of them.

I'm reading a bio of Stalin. On the day that Lenin changed the name of the Bolsheviks to 'Communist Party' he repudiated communism to his party leaders at their 7th congress.

The point is, according to the author, world domination is a license to say or do whatever. Later Stalin murdered every witness to the early days of the party.

 

[Liar]

I'm reading a bio of Stalin. On the day that Lenin changed the name of the Bolsheviks to 'Communist Party' he repudiated communism to his party leaders at their 7th congress.

The point is, according to the author, world domination is a license to say or do whatever. Later Stalin murdered every witness to the early days of the party.

...he says, tip-toeing as close to Godwinning the thread as he possibly can, without the testicular fortitude to just go full retard.

 

[fair_warning]

I'm reading a bio of Stalin. On the day that Lenin changed the name of the Bolsheviks to 'Communist Party' he repudiated communism to his party leaders at their 7th congress.

The point is, according to the author, world domination is a license to say or do whatever. Later Stalin murdered every witness to the early days of the party.

And you have only just realised this?

 

[CandiCame]

So there's a guy making moonshine out of PEZ. PEZ is made of corn syrup, so you can distill it, and it supposedly tastes DELICIOUS. I want some so bad.