I Do Want Help With My Love Life

[Trombonus]

Ok, so I was dared to do this. Hey, if they can do it in the GB, we can do it here.

So, let the help commence.

 

[Guest]

Ok, so I was dared to do this. Hey, if they can do it in the GB, we can do it here.

So, let the help commence.

Use your left hand for variety.

 

[Trombonus]

Use your left hand for variety.

You know, I've found it often help repel the threats of sore wrists and tendinitis.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ok, so I was dared to do this. Hey, if they can do it in the GB, we can do it here.

So, let the help commence.

Strippers aren't as easy as they look, unless you're the DJ or a bouncer.

 

[Trombonus]

Strippers aren't as easy as they look, unless you're the DJ or a bouncer.

*crosses that one off the list*

 

[rgraham666]

Forget the 'don't pretend to be interested' advice.

They're either too smart to be fooled and don't like you playing with them.

Or they are fooled and don't pay any attention to you.

 

[Aurora Black]

Required reading

The ladies will thank you later.

http://www.amazon.com/Guide-Getting...ef=sr_1_6/002-6334891-6740806?ie=UTF8&s=books

You'll thank me later.

http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Orgasmi...TF8&coliid=I19Y122VR764GT&colid=2JGB2TXLBG744

 

[Guest]

2. Play a cooler instrument. Guitar players get laid, Trombone players don't.

 

[Trombonus]

Forget the 'don't pretend to be interested' advice.

They're either too smart to be fooled and don't like you playing with them.

Or they are fooled and don't pay any attention to you.

So that's why that hasn't been working.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Guitar players, bass players, drummers, even harmonica or sax players get laid...

but a trombone?

Ok maybe there are worse instruments... the flute... or the tamborine...

 

[Trombonus]

The ladies will thank you later.

http://www.amazon.com/Guide-Getting...ef=sr_1_6/002-6334891-6740806?ie=UTF8&s=books

You'll thank me later.

http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Orgasmi...TF8&coliid=I19Y122VR764GT&colid=2JGB2TXLBG744

You never cease to amaze me.

As a side note, I can already do the multiple orgasm thing. I can easily stay hard after cumming and go right back at it.

 

[Trombonus]

Ok, Trombone's are cool. There are so many sexual innuendos involved with it you don't even know.

"care for a tug on my slide?"

"Look at the size of my bone!"

Trombones are sexy beasts.

Plus, if you ask anyone they'll tell you that brass players are the BEST kissers.

 

[rgraham666]

As a side note, I can already do the multiple orgasm thing. I can easily stay hard after cumming and go right back at it.

You mean I'm not the only one?

Whew. I was beginning to feel like such a freak.

 

[Trombonus]

Guitar players, bass players, drummers, even harmonica or sax players get laid...

but a trombone?

Ok maybe there are worse instruments... the flute... or the tamborine...

*glares* I don't just play the Trombone you know. Look at my pics!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Plus, if you ask anyone they'll tell you that brass players are the BEST kissers.

Ooooh... that hadn't occurred to me...

 

[rachlou]

The ladies will thank you later.

http://www.amazon.com/Guide-Getting...ef=sr_1_6/002-6334891-6740806?ie=UTF8&s=books

I draw your attention to Chapt. 34 - Techno Breasts and Weenie Angst - feeling inadequate about your body, and how to feel better because you're not a Playboy/girl model.

Oh thats great!! Weenie Angst??? LOL! *falls off bed*

 

[Trombonus]

You mean I'm not the only one?

Whew. I was beginning to feel like such a freak.

Nope, it's a good thing man.

 

[neonlyte]

Ok, Trombone's are cool. There are so many sexual innuendos involved with it you don't even know.

"care for a tug on my slide?"

"Look at the size of my bone!"

Trombones are sexy beasts.

Plus, if you ask anyone they'll tell you that brass players are the BEST kissers.

Yeh.. and a trombone can touch you deep. i'm with you on this one.

 

[rgraham666]

Nope, it's a good thing man.

Maybe I should put that fact in my profile over at my internet dating site.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Yeh.. and a trombone can touch you deep. i'm with you on this one.

I'm so not a jazz girl... *sigh*

Now blues... do you play the blues?

Listening to the blues makes me wanna take my clothes off...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Drummers don't get laid so much. I'm not just saying that because I am a drummer, but because of many interviews with other drummers that I have heard where they say they don't get laid nearly as much as the rest of the band.

There are exceptions as with everything else, but for the most part, stick to guitar or singing

 

[Trombonus]

I'm so not a jazz girl... *sigh*

Now blues... do you play the blues?

Listening to the blues makes me wanna take my clothes off...

Baby I'll play anything for you.

*rushes to get his horn*

 

[Trombonus]

Drummers don't get laid so much. I'm not just saying that because I am a drummer, but because of many interviews with other drummers that I have heard where they say they don't get laid nearly as much as the rest of the band.

There are exceptions as with everything else, but for the most part, stick to guitar or singing

I've heard of an instance where a local band was playing and some chick came up and put her boobs on the guys cymbal.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

*rushes to get his horn*

Just where do you keep it?

 

[Trombonus]

Just where do you keep it?

Oh I'm in the music building, it's just right downstairs.