I do NOT get “Ass eating.” Never have, never will. There. I said it…

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I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
 
Hey, it's not for everyone-some of the enjoyment of it (beyond the physical sensation) is the fact that it is a taboo and subversive act, which really gets people going.

I don't understand foot stuff-it's 100% not for me. Like you, I don't get the appeal. But I'll happily bury my face between some sexy cheeks or happily spread my ass to be rimmed. That's the beauty of sex, it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to feel good!
 
Yeah there's stuff people are into, but its a total turn off.... but that's what makes us all different I suppose! As long as people aren't obsessive about it to the point every conversation is directed that way, its all good
 
Yeah there's stuff people are into, but its a total turn off.... but that's what makes us all different I suppose! As long as people aren't obsessive about it to the point every conversation is directed that way, its all good
Agreed-plus, it's not a problem if YOU don't like it, but there is no reason to judge other people for their specific likes or to act like their particular deviancy is any better or worse than anyone else's. Different strokes for different folks!
 
Agreed-plus, it's not a problem if YOU don't like it, but there is no reason to judge other people for their specific likes or to act like their particular deviancy is any better or worse than anyone else's. Different strokes for different folks!
Right; does nothing for me, but my gay top loved it.
 
Agreed-plus, it's not a problem if YOU don't like it, but there is no reason to judge other people for their specific likes or to act like their particular deviancy is any better or worse than anyone else's. Different strokes for different folk

Agreed-plus, it's not a problem if YOU don't like it, but there is no reason to judge other people for their specific likes or to act like their particular deviancy is any better or worse than anyone else's. Different strokes for different folks!
yeah, perhaps my post has been read as “judgmental.”. Not my intention, I just said that I don’t get it….but porn needs to push the envelope constantly. I ought to have added….”No judgment here about what gets people off, I just don’t get it…”
 
yeah, perhaps my post has been read as “judgmental.”. Not my intention, I just said that I don’t get it….but porn needs to push the envelope constantly. I ought to have added….”No judgment here about what gets people off, I just don’t get it…”
I didn't read it as judgemental-but I know some people might or some may have that sort of reaction. I'm old enough to remember when ass eating was NOT as nearly mainstream as it is now 😂
 
From a personal point of view, I love eating my wife’s ass as I finger her while she’s lying face down. It could be an extension of a massage or just the start of some foreplay. Yes, the taboo aspect does play in this situation, but it turns her on so much that it leads to endless possibilities moving forward.

Only been on the receiving end once while being given a particularly vigorous handjob by said wife. While not something I’d normally ask for, or generally think about, it was bloody good!
 
I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers,
Face reality, dude. You need to stop pretending you're straight. You've gone past curiosity.

i love eating a woman's ass, less keen on guys. One of my partners loves her ass being eaten, the other not. Vive la difference.
 
If it's all douched and clean and both are into it, it's a big win. Even better if both do it to each other. It's an oft-overlooked and misunderstood pleasure centre that brings a lot to the party.
 
This is a cut/paste of my reply to a similar thread.

The first time I asked my wife if I could kiss and lick her anus she replied, "Why on earth would that appeal to you?" I said, "Because it's the most intimate thing I can think of doing to you." She thought on it for a few moments, then said, "Okay, let me shower first..."

But there was more to my interest than just that.

The first time few times I went down on a woman or entered her doggy-style, I avoided looking directly at her anus for fear of seeing something unpleasant - mind you, this is before the days of ubiquitous porn. Then, as time went on, I became curious and started to peak. To my surprise, I loved how anuses looked. To me, they looked like a pouty little mouth that is pursed for a kiss. And because the women I was with were always quite hygienic (quite often showering before sex) their anuses were always clean and tidy. Well, it wasn't long before I wanted to touch it, finger it and - you got it - orally ravish it.

Nowadays, my wife's anus is as much a part of our sexual playground as her mouth, pussy, breasts, etc.. And if she's amenable, hardly a session goes by without fingering it, rimming and pressing my tongue 1/4" or so inside of it. She doesn't cum from it, but it definitely gets her revved up. And instead of showering before sex, she just uses a baby wipe or (more recently) uses her Toto Bidet Toilet seat. Remember, it's just skin that can be cleaned like any other part of the body. And after ravishing her anus hundreds of times, I've never gotten sick from it. Not once.

These days, I'm fairly obsessed with that part of my wife's body and would be devastated if for some reason she were to ever say, "Okay, enough of that... I don't want you doing that anymore."

Thankfully, I don't see that ever happening.
 
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Face reality, dude. You need to stop pretending you're straight. You've gone past curiosity.

i love eating a woman's ass, less keen on guys. One of my partners loves her ass being eaten, the other not. Vive la difference.
“Face reality dude.” LMFAO. Pretty sure my reality is in the title of this thread….
 
I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
Have you ever had your ass tongued. It can be very enjoyable! My partners have all enjoyed so I don’t have any issues with giving it!
 
I did, and thanks for posting. I wasn’t looking for an explanation…but thanks….
Huh? It sure seemed to me like you wanted the appeal explained to you.

If not, then what sort of replies were you expecting?
 
Isn't the term "clean asshole" an oxymoron? After all, isn't it also referred to as the "shitter"?

If the receiver knows how to properly prep and clean themselves, its really not as dirty as youd imagine.
 
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