I didn't have to change his name -- and it works out much better

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh yeah, Sparky, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white
But just a jack-ass, underneath, babe
Just a brayin' all a-round the site.

Ya know when that Sparky bites, with his teeth, babe
His yellowed gums begin to bleed,
Scarlet billows, from gingivitis, babe
To his mauling, pay no heed..

Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh, whoo sunny morning, un huh
Lies a body just oozin' life, eek
And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone be Sparky's Wife..?

 

[Guest]

I just reread this post. I'm pathetic. Someone shoot me. I mean it.

 

[Siren]

BANG !!!

 

[Angel]

Poor Dixie Cups

Someone is insanely jealous. And I'm sure Dixie is devestated too.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Hey, Sparky, should we make this a weekly contest?

 

[Siren]

lol

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What do you say, Sparky? Billy Joel song parodies at dawn? LOL