I didnt have lunch with DCL and other things I didnt do.....

[Siren]

 

[Purple Haze]

I didn't get to deliberate with Siren

I didn't get to ride "The Beast" with Cheri

I didn't get to see The Beatles with Isabella

I didn't get to be whipped by Countess

I didn't get to watch the Vikings with Sammi Jo

I didn't get to mosh with Laurel

I didn't get to hunt sheep with Madame Pandora

I didn't get to get drunk with Shiraz

 

[Siren]

What were we going to deliberate about Hazey?

 

[Purple Haze]

Oh please, there are people listening.....

 

[wolfy]

I didnt get to eat a meatball sub with Laurel and Manu

I didnt get to flirt with the Literotica women before
I got married to Siren.

 

[Purple Haze]

See, I told you.

(coughs) Uh, hi Wolfy, how's stuff?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I didn't get to:

watch KillerMuffin fire up her truck and grin stupidly with obvious affection for that hunk a'metal

have a tequila with sparky and shebabe while listening to his latest imaginary plan to blow something up

see Expertise's pic. I've obviously been snubbed by the King of the LitBB.

hear all about the other fantasies Madame Pandora's guy had (from the new "how to" story she posted) that she finally coaxed out of him

post the shriveled dick pic of the troll that ragged on Cheyenne

smack Ambro up side the head when he said "There are stories?" one too many times.

know Lasher well enough to either enjoy his absence or long for him to return

ask Madison if she's ever had incestuous feelings for Blue.. hehe (ok, sorry about that one)

see CB's face when she got my package

go with Xander.. no wait he's at the "House of Trouble" isn't he? Nix this one.

strip for tony_gam because I WON the super bowl pick bet. hehe

softly kiss Coltrane at lunch wearing no panties

ravish riff's body until he's left barely breathing.

 

[DriveSouth]

Re: I didn't get to:

watch KillerMuffin fire up her truck and grin stupidly with obvious affection for that hunk a'metal

have a tequila with sparky and shebabe while listening to his latest imaginary plan to blow something up

see Expertise's pic. I've obviously been snubbed by the King of the LitBB.

hear all about the other fantasies Madame Pandora's guy had (from the new "how to" story she posted) that she finally coaxed out of him

post the shriveled dick pic of the troll that ragged on Cheyenne

smack Ambro up side the head when he said "There are stories?" one too many times.

know Lasher well enough to either enjoy his absence or long for him to return

ask Madison if she's ever had incestuous feelings for Blue.. hehe (ok, sorry about that one)

see CB's face when she got my package

go with Xander.. no wait he's at the "House of Trouble" isn't he? Nix this one.

strip for tony_gam because I WON the super bowl pick bet. hehe

softly kiss Coltrane at lunch wearing no panties

ravish riff's body until he's left barely breathing.

Damn - just damn!

How'd I get left off this list?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I didn't get to be whipped by Countess

we could fix that, PH

 

[TN_Vixen]

oh and one more..

I also didn't get to write and then act out a SRP with DriveSouth. ;-)

 

[Xander]

TN_Vixen

Go with me??? Uhm Did I miss something here babe??

 

[TN_Vixen]

Xander

nope, just thinking in my own fragmented style. hehe

I meant to say "go with Xander on his trip into the states" but I was already focusing on you being in the same house with NS & wife and so.... so... hey! I'm one of those people who have to 'splain everything...

shoot me now

 

[Xander]

Re: Xander

nope, just thinking in my own fragmented style. hehe

I meant to say "go with Xander on his trip into the states" but I was already focusing on you being in the same house with NS & wife and so.... so... hey! I'm one of those people who have to 'splain everything...

shoot me now

Shoot you??? No no no...*SMOOCH*

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: I didn't get to:

see Expertise's pic. I've obviously been snubbed by the King of the LitBB.

post the shriveled dick pic of the troll that ragged on Cheyenne

LMAO! I can imagine it being shriveled, too.

And I never got Expertise's pic, either.

 

[Jade]

-Talk to Expertise on the phone

-Hug my "sisters," and female confidants:


Laurel (I mean besides the whole *HUG* shit that we always do here)... she's pretty damn cool

Lovely Latina (see parenthesis comment above for more information.)

Endlessly

April

Nicole

Sorry if I screwed up on any of that?

 

[Siren]

I didnt get to.......

 

[Gaucho]

We Hardly Knew Ye...

I didn't get to FUCK, FUCK, FUCK a certain Literotican before she went and got married on me.

or sign up with my favorite law firm (Flamingo and Siren's Southern Slut_Boys)

or get the rest of the story about Flagg and his Wonderbra

or adopt Endlessly

or play Bond strip trivia with Brainy Beauty (I KNOW I'd be showing my ass on that one!)

or quote bible passages from the book of Deborah ("Bend over, sayeth the Lord")

or find out why Laurel didn't like my poem.

or sample some FINE Chinese cuisine

or fuck Endlessly (Wait a minute. That would be incest then, wouldn't? Oh, well...)

or tell Jade she's gorgeous and forget about the pic, already.

or talk more Dexter to Southern ("Hokay, now, LEEtle girl. Come with me to my laBORatory and I'll show you my, heh-heh, exPERiments")

or tell everybody that Ollie has a 12" monster cock (see? I told you I'd work it in, Ollie)

or find a quote that Madame Pandora and Dillinger don't know already

or say "sphincter" again in a post

 

[Siren]

You just did say Schincter

 

[BubbaRednek]

Re: I didnt get to.......

..........have an intellectual debate with Kid Rock 1..or wait that could never occur anyway....nevemind.

A battle of wits with an unarmed man is hardly sporting, is it?

 

[Siren]

Who said anything about it being sporting....

 

[BubbaRednek]

Re: Who said anything about it being sporting....

Sometimes I just like to trample.

Hey, I think we've met before! What kind of shoes do you wear?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: I didnt get to.......

[B..........have Never fall in love with me.
[/B]

You too... damn!

I haven't got to see Eve, Simply Southern, Merelan, Rosebud, Havoc, Wiz + Skitten, Angelique, Angel, lickerish, Siren and Wolfy, Isabella thorne, Xander, Ravenloft, The nobody special world, Killer Muffin, April, Jade and just maybe Laurel + Manu on my US jaunt.

Um I haven't Done NY with the sparkster

I didn't get Gaucho to confess

I did however get flagg to say he thought I was cool!

I haven't got to wake up with my love

I'm yet to star in the next muppet movie

I havent convinced anyone to marry me

I have forgotten how to leave here

 

[Rosebud]

hmmmmm...Purple haze...that name sounds familiar??? didn't you used to post here a long time ago???? I haven't seen you around...maybe i am just blind....Hi hazey

 

[Endlessly]

I never got to see that the 12-inch DCL penis was really a myth

I never got to find out it wasn't

I never slept with Gaucho just to gain use of his air conditioner

I never got Deborah to help with my theology homework

I never got to have a slumber party with the gals (Jade and LL)

Never got to split a cheesecake with Laurel

Never got to do naughty things to and for Rodrigo

Never reeeeeeeally got to tell Xx to go to hell


Hrmm.. Think that about covers it..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It was 13 inches, and it's most definitely a myth.

By the way, the big e-mail thingy you sent me a while back was too large for my over-stuffed Lit Mail account, and I never got it. So sorry.