I did something very stupid...

Zmey

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I went out yesterday without any underwear. Though I wasn't outside all the time but I did spent good half an hour in cold below 32 F. As I was freezing my balls off I was cursing my self for doing something that dumb. Did anyone ever do something of a sort? What are the possible ramifications?
 
um...your balls didn't actually FREEZE off...did they?;) ...Bet you had some major shrinkage going on tho huh?
 
Didn't your momma teach you to ALWAYS wear clean underwear when you go out? She knew what she was talking about ya know! *lol*
 
Zmey said:
I went out yesterday without any underwear. Though I wasn't outside all the time but I did spent good half an hour in cold below 32 F. As I was freezing my balls off I was cursing my self for doing something that dumb. Did anyone ever do something of a sort? What are the possible ramifications?

I went jogging in really loose boxers once. I ran about 4 1/2 miles, my balls were the most sore part of my body a few hours later, I always wear briefs when I exercise now.
 
Tatiana0706 said:
um...your balls didn't actually FREEZE off...did they?;) ...Bet you had some major shrinkage going on tho huh?

Well I had to thaw them... heh
 
As long as you didn't get naked and roll around in the snow (though that can be fun), you should be all right.

Nude at the North Pole,
Ellie
 
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Lazarus1280 said:
I went jogging in really loose boxers once. I ran about 4 1/2 miles, my balls were the most sore part of my body a few hours later, I always wear briefs when I exercise now.

boxers ... I can't wear them things ... they always all over the place...
 
Uh huh...

Zmey said:
How did you know?! You spying on me?!

I was the chick behind the door in the trenchcoat and dark glasses...didn't you hear my heavy breathing?:cool:
 
I have some brand new ones I'd be happy to loan to ya next time!;)

Honey, keep those balls warm and toasty. :rose:
 
Did anyone ever do something of a sort? What are the possible ramifications?


When I was in high school, a friend of mine needed a ride to work , so he woke me up and I just grabbed a long sweater and walked out the door, I did not think nothing of it since I was still half asleep & his work place was like 20 minutes from my house.

I dropped him off and as I am driving home, I was pulled over by a cop. He came up to my window and asked if I could step out and I had to explain to him how I was not fully dressed, just a sweater and panties... ~blush~ he was nice enough to let me go and tell me one of my tail lights was out...
 
I've gone out in the winter in a long skirt with thigh highs and no undies. It was drafty.
 
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Tatiana0706 said:
I was the chick behind the door in the trenchcoat and dark glasses...didn't you hear my heavy breathing?:cool:

Oh yeah I remember you now ... for some reason you always kept your right hand in your pocket ... I thought it was odd

Spicy unless it's a turn on for ya I don't think I'm gonna look good in your panties ... but then again I never tried it heh ...
 
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Shiner said:
Increased sperm production.















Balls like to be cool.

Are you serious?

oh yeah ...ummm :) ...nice....ummm... eye on your avatar :)
 
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Zmey said:
Are you serious?

oh yeah ...ummm :) ...nice....ummm... eye on your avatar :)

It's true.
 
cool not cold then right?
I knew the stuff about briefs and low sperm count but I didn't know it was the temperature thing
 
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Zmey said:
Are you serious?



Very.


Ever wondered why the first thing they tell a guy who is trying to get his partner pregnant is to wear loose clothing especially loose pants.
 
CelestialBody said:
Heat kills off sperm, I'm not sure cold increases production though, it just makes your swimmers more likely to survive...

The reason that they tell guys to wear loose shorts is that a mans body heat is too much. The ideal temp for sperm is far below 98.6, I believe. Not entirely sure.

Testicles are on the outside of the body to keep cool, they rise into the body when they are to cool and lower when they need extra cooling.
 
I hope this doesn't mean hoards of men out there jingliing their johnnies in the interest of producing speedy sperm...... :D
 
Shiner said:
Testicles are on the outside of the body to keep cool[/Q]

Just as breasts are on the outside, too keep breast milk at the right temp. Good thing they don't pop in and out like balls.
 
guilty pleasure said:
I hope this doesn't mean hoards of men out there jingliing their johnnies in the interest of producing speedy sperm...... :D

Not I.

I have no time to use it or anybody to use it on.
 
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