I did not

[starrynightin64]

I did not just threaten to call my Corporate Auditor friend to make these people do their jobs...
well yes, yes I did
& I made sure they knew I would do it in a heart beat
if they screwed up my time line for my surgery.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I did not just threaten to call my Corporate Auditor friend to make these people do their jobs...
well yes, yes I did
& I made sure they knew I would do it in a heart beat
if they screwed up my time line for my surgery.

GET THEM STARRY!! Sonsofbitches with ears!

 

[DarkSimian]

I did not just threaten to call my Corporate Auditor friend to make these people do their jobs...
well yes, yes I did
& I made sure they knew I would do it in a heart beat
if they screwed up my time line for my surgery.

I did not just perv starry's profile....well, not that much

 

[MaBelle3120]

I did not mean YOU, you just applied it to yourself
if the shoe fits....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I did not buy a burrito from Taco Bell (no onions, extra sauce), and then eat it parked in front of McDonald's so that I could use their wifi.

 

[makemewet69]

I did not want to say goodbye

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I did not zoom in on walkingeagle's av for the express purpose of checking out his legs.

 

[beachbaby179]

I did not just spend 45 minutes peeling apart Oreos and replacing the cream with toothpaste to set up an April Fools joke. OK. Yes I did.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I did not just spend 45 minutes peeling apart Oreos and replacing the cream with toothpaste to set up an April Fools joke. OK. Yes I did.

#winningaprilfools


I did not stalk the SHIT out of that guy the other day just like I was a n00b.

 

[Lia Monde]

I did not break my resolution to refrain from buying another attractive outfit.

 

[Just_Jen]

I did not shoot the Deputy.

 

[papadoc19]

I did not sleep in this morning

 

[done_got_old]

I did not give him another lick!

 

[angelofthenorth]

I did not get home in time to have a few minutes with him......i tried!..sigh

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I did not set up surveillance cameras today

 

[angelofthenorth]

i did not, just set the smoke alarm off!