I Dare You.

[stonedfox]

Try and cheer me up, make me happy. Go on, give it a shot.

 

[pipercatt]

why should we bother to attempt something you've said would fail?

 

[stonedfox]

why should we bother to attempt something you've said would fail?

I don't know. Maybe because I'm bored and I couldn't think of anything else to post about.

That does sound stupid. I'm editing.

 

[HappyMisha]

Didn't I sing and dance for you yesterday...

 

[MakersandIce]

Go to your mailbox. I sent a pound of weed.

 

[stonedfox]

Didn't I sing and dance for you yesterday...

You did. I appreciated it.

 

[Xander]

Well I suppose I could do the snoppy dance or some lame shit like that.

Instead I am gonna say

STFU and lick my bonghole!



*kidding Stonedfox*

 

[stonedfox]

Right now, I wish I was thirstier so I could drink this vodka sour faster and get rid of this funky-shit mood I'm in.

 

[spacekowboy]

I could send you the new tool cd.

 

[spacekowboy]

Right now, I wish I was thirstier so I could drink this vodka sour faster and get rid of this funky-shit mood I'm in.

chug chug chug!

 

[stonedfox]

I could send you the new tool cd.

I don't know if I care about tool any more. It's been too long.

 

[MakersandIce]

Right now, I wish I was thirstier so I could drink this vodka sour faster and get rid of this funky-shit mood I'm in.

Mix it with Gatorade.

 

[HappyMisha]

Right now, I wish I was thirstier so I could drink this vodka sour faster and get rid of this funky-shit mood I'm in.

Spill it... What up?

 

[stonedfox]

Spill it... What up?

Nothing, really. It's just my head. It ain't right. I need a psychiatrist. A good one.

 

[Citra]

Try and cheer me up, make me happy. Go on, give it a shot.

Ah fuck it, I give up.

 

[HappyMisha]

Nothing, really. It's just my head. It ain't right. I need a psychiatrist. A good one.

You and me both.

 

[stonedfox]

You and me both.

Do you ever think you like to be unhappy?

 

[tortoise]

I rather suck at cheering people up. However, I like you, so I'll give it a shot.

Here's a wombat:

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/wombat.jpg

And here's a picture of famed television journalist Harry Reasoner:

http://www.nndb.com/people/569/000056401/reasoner.jpg

And here's a re-posted list of things I would never do in bed:

A definitive list of things I would never do in bed (Part 1):

• construct a scale model of the Eiffel Tower using only toothpicks (tongue depressors, maybe, if my partner was really into that)
• tattoo the complete lyrics to La Marseillaise on a baboon's ass (baboons are notorious Francophobes)
• juggle geese
• fill a burlap sack with orange marmalade and use it to bludgeon famed television journalist Harry Reasoner (partly because he's been dead for 15 years).
• gargle that long-discontinued shampoo called "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific." (do you know how hard it is to find a bottle of that stuff? and you want me to gargle it? <mumbling> fucking perverts)
• build a 20 foot tall papier-mâchè hedgehog named Spiny Norman (my ceiling is only like 8 feet above the bed)
• play that age-old game "how many live frogs can you shove inside a tuba?" (it's a fun game, don't get me wrong, but it has no place in the bedroom)
• build a shrine to famed television journalist Harry Reasoner (1923-1991) only to cover it with orange marmalade (because that would be very disrespectful; it would also bring back unpleasant memories of that time that I imagined bludgeoning him with a marmalade-filled burlap sack)

And here's a jar of orange marmalade:

http://www.localtastes.co.uk/images/905416.jpg

 

[HappyMisha]

Do you ever think you like to be unhappy?

Sometimes I think my life was just meant to be that way... Does that make sense?

 

[stonedfox]

I rather suck at cheering people up. However, I like you, so I'll give it a shot.

Here's a wombat:

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/wombat.jpg

And here's a picture of famed television journalist Harry Reasoner:

http://www.nndb.com/people/569/000056401/reasoner.jpg

And here's a re-posted list of things I would never do in bed:


And here's a jar of orange marmalade:

http://www.localtastes.co.uk/images/905416.jpg

I've never had orange marmalade. What does it taste like?

Sometimes I think my life was just meant to be that way... Does that make sense?

Yes.

 

[tortoise]

Oh, I almost forgot. Here's a coil of jute, the greatest natural twine ever:

http://www.coreropes.com/images/product_brown_ball.jpg

Enjoy!

 

[stonedfox]

Oh, I almost forgot. Here's a coil of jute, the greatest natural twine ever:

http://www.coreropes.com/images/product_brown_ball.jpg

Enjoy!

I adore jute. Your jute image makes me slightly happy. Thank you.

 

[tortoise]

I've never had orange marmalade. What does it taste like?

It's magically delicious. More orange-tasting than oranges. In fact, I'd even venture to say that it's the orangest-tasting substance on earth.

 

[stonedfox]

It's magically delicious. More orange-tasting than oranges. In fact, I'd even venture to say that it's the orangest-tasting substance on earth.

It must not be too big in the south. I've never seen it, had it, nor heard anyone talk about how good it is.

 

[tortoise]

I adore jute. Your jute image makes me slightly happy. Thank you.

If I had some jute, I'd totally make you a macrame plant hanger right now. The quality and workmanship of my jute macrame hangers is legendary. Course, I haven't made one since I was twelve, but it's like riding a bike. Except, you know, with jute strands in multiples of four.