I danced with Sam and went home at 1900 hours.

[gauchecritic]

It was all very military and by the numbers. In-one two, out- one two.

Then I remembered that I didn't have neatly shaved bollocks so I had to drive down to London (147 miles) to find an all night chemist to buy a Mach 3 razor and ended up walking into the bedroom with tiny pieces of pink toilet paper adorning my genital area.

Some mother's day that was.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

It was all very military and by the numbers. In-one two, out- one two.

Then I remembered that I didn't have neatly shaved bollocks so I had to drive down to London (147 miles) to find an all night chemist to buy a Mach 3 razor and ended up walking into the bedroom with tiny pieces of pink toilet paper adorning my genital area.

Some mother's day that was.

Gauche, have you been into the sacramental wine, again?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[yui]

It was all very military and by the numbers. In-one two, out- one two.

Then I remembered that I didn't have neatly shaved bollocks so I had to drive down to London (147 miles) to find an all night chemist to buy a Mach 3 razor and ended up walking into the bedroom with tiny pieces of pink toilet paper adorning my genital area.

Some mother's day that was.

Is it wrong to kinda wanna talk writing with you after the whole "genital area" thing? Cos by the time I drove 147 miles, the local chemist would be open. There's a story here ....

 

[gauchecritic]

by the time I drove 147 miles, the local chemist would be open.

Desire and desperation make fools of the wise.

 

[yui]

Desire and desperation make fools of the wise.

And want makes fools of us all.

 

[Seamus123]

There's nothing like the feeling of a freshly shaved bollock.