brazenblaze
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I just couldn't resist posting this cute little joke, as it has rang true in my household more than once. The things we woman will do to get what we want. LOL
What men don't know is that we love doing them and would do it with out the promise of reward....ooops, forget I said that. Completely disregard that last comment... it is entirely untrue...we HATE all those things. lol
"Change Of Plan"
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night
by strange noises from his parents' room, and he
decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom,
he was shocked to see his mum and dad shagging
for all they were worth.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"
"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a
baby, that's all."
The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new
baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed
with a smile on his face.
Several weeks later, the little boy was walking
past the bathroom and was shocked to discover
his mother giving oral gratification to his father.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"
"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father
replied. "Your mother did want a baby, but now
she wants a BMW."
What men don't know is that we love doing them and would do it with out the promise of reward....ooops, forget I said that. Completely disregard that last comment... it is entirely untrue...we HATE all those things. lol
"Change Of Plan"
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night
by strange noises from his parents' room, and he
decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom,
he was shocked to see his mum and dad shagging
for all they were worth.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"
"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a
baby, that's all."
The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new
baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed
with a smile on his face.
Several weeks later, the little boy was walking
past the bathroom and was shocked to discover
his mother giving oral gratification to his father.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"
"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father
replied. "Your mother did want a baby, but now
she wants a BMW."
