I could use a blowjob for christmas.

[Mercury_Maniac]

whys it so hard for an uncut guy to get a bj?

 

[SexyAlison]

Drink one then.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

I think you misunderstood the question.

 

[SultryKitten75]

Looks like an anteater, and who wants to suck on an anteaters nose??????

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

with mine the skin pulls back when i get an erection.



funny how one will suck on a penis but if it has more skin (that wasn't hacked off at birth) suddenly its disgusting.

 

[beachbaby179]

You've been hanging out with the wrong women, apparently.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

Didn't know women hung out and gave guys bjs.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Maybe find another uncut guy to help you out. I mean if you just want a blow job, just close your eyes and picture a hot babe doing it, just like you would if it was a hippocrocopig giving you one.

 

[beachbaby179]

I know you're frustrated but don't take it out on me. How's this: you've been dating and getting intimate with the wrong women. Better?

 

[SultryKitten75]

I think it's your uncut personality, NOT your uncut penis, keeping you from getting BJs.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

I know you're frustrated but don't take it out on me. How's this: you've been dating and getting intimate with the wrong women. Better?

didn't mean anything by that.


just felt like you implied that women give guys bj's all the time with no strings attached.

 

[Thesexypen]

I think it's your uncut personality, NOT your uncut penis, keeping you from getting BJs.

[chuckling]

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

I think it's your uncut personality, NOT your uncut penis, keeping you from getting BJs.

because i took offense to your anteater comment?

 

[SultryKitten75]

No, not at all. Wait. You took offense to that comment?!? Hell, that was one of my nicer ones, I had thought out on the subject. I never said anteaters were disgusting....just said who the fuck, wants to suck on their nose?!

"funny how one will suck on a penis but if it has more skin (that wasn't hacked off at birth) suddenly its disgusting"

 

[Kitty]

Well this is going well

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

i guess i misunderstood anteater anatomy.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

Well this is going well

ever sucked on an anteater's nose?

 

[Kitty]

ever sucked on an anteater's nose?

I don't even know what an anteater is. Is that an aardvaark?

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

I don't even know what an anteater is. Is that an aardvaark?

not sure, should probably ask an expert.

 

[Kitty]

Well this hasn't been a total waste of time.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

Well this hasn't been a total waste of time.

not if you came here to give me a bj.