I Command You

[RosevilleCAguy]

To entertain me.

Really.


By Order of EMPEROR ROSEVILLEGUY I

 

[Freya]

To entertain me.

Really.


By Order of EMPEROR ROSEVILLEGUY I

Want me to dance naked?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: I Command You

Want me to dance naked?

Absolutely.

Did I mention that the person who is the most entertaining will be named "Most Favored Peasant"

THE EMPEROR ROSEVILLECAGUY !

 

[MissTaken]

I never have taken orders well!

Oh well, it just isn't my lucky day!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Come now. Imagine the envy of your friends when they hear that you did a comman performance for the EMPEROR.

 

[Nora]

Does the "emperor" realize he's nakey?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I never have taken orders well!

Oh well, it just isn't my lucky day!

GUARDS, take her away!!!!

 

[Guest]

To entertain me.

Really.


By Order of EMPEROR ROSEVILLEGUY I

Pulls a rabbit out of a hat, cooks it to perfection, and serves it to his high-ness.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Does the "emperor" realize he's nakey?

That is the IMPERIAL PEROGATIVE.


Perform or avaunt, thou chopped liver eating one!

 

[HeavyStick]

"For a son-of-a-bitch, gimp, rapist murderer, he died okay" -Dennis Hopper

was he speaking of a kennedy when he said this?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: I Command You

Pulls a rabbit out of a hat, cooks it to perfection, and serves it to his high-ness.

Cook! Cook! Where's my Hassenpfeffer?

 

[Guest]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

was he speaking of a kennedy when he said this?

No. It was in a IMPERIALY APPROVED BAD SCI-FI Movie.

It made me laugh.

 

[Nora]

mmmm chopped liver!

I'd entertain you, but I'm hot and cranky and I only take orders when I'm naked or about to be naked.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: I Command You

I did last week and honestly, the pay wasn't that good.

IMPUDENCE!

GUARDS!...

Take her out and whack her pee-pee. By IMPERIAL DECREE.

 

[MissTaken]

Come now. Imagine the envy of your friends when they hear that you did a comman performance for the EMPEROR.

I may have done one or two command performances in my time.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: I Command You

Cook! Cook! Where's my Hassenpfeffer?

*blinks*

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

mmmm chopped liver!

I'd entertain you, but I'm hot and cranky and I only take orders when I'm naked or about to be naked.

GUARDS! Disrobe this woman.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I may have done one or two command performances in my time.

Hmmm. The EMPEROR is pleased.

Want to see the IMPERIAL etchings in my apartment?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Command You

*blinks*

BY IMPERIAL ORDER,

You are to watch every single bugs Bunny episode ever made until you understand the reference.

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmm. The EMPEROR is pleased.

Want to see the IMPERIAL etchings in my apartment?

I would rather see the Imperial Dungeon!

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: I Command You

Absolutely.

Did I mention that the person who is the most entertaining will be named "Most Favored Peasant"

THE EMPEROR ROSEVILLECAGUY !

And what prize does the most favoured peasant receive, oh nakey one?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: I Command You