I caught someone wanking

parodyluvr75

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Outside my window. The crazy fucker was masturbating in my rose bushes. I chased him off with my hedge clippers. I know exactly how I feel about it, me and the rose bushes are traumatized.
 
Whenever I am caught wanking outside someones window, they never chase me off.
 
Oh you!




I now have "Who let the dogs out - Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof" playing in my head.

damn you!

when ever i hear that song, i think of rosco. now i'm thinking of monkeys and frogs. damnit LTR!
 
Outside my window. The crazy fucker was masturbating in my rose bushes. I chased him off with my hedge clippers. I know exactly how I feel about it, me and the rose bushes are traumatized.

Was he in full bloom or just budding out?
 
Whenever I am caught wanking outside someones window, they never chase me off.
If it had been you, I would have invited you in.:)
Release the hounds!
I need hounds so I can release them.
Next time, I'm gonna draw you a smiley face with my doodad!
Thanks.:eek:
Was he in full bloom or just budding out?

Full bloom but if I could have caught him, I'd nipped him in the bud.
 
Man, those thorns are wicked painful. I'll be in the arbor vitae next time.
 
Outside my window. The crazy fucker was masturbating in my rose bushes. I chased him off with my hedge clippers. I know exactly how I feel about it, me and the rose bushes are traumatized.

I was at a women's retreat many years ago. We were all housed in a dorm type setting, two to a room.

There were several men who worked on the premises and resided in the next building down from where I was staying.

I'd met a really cool gal there who stayed in the room next to me. There was some small event at the compound, but I wasn't feeling up to going that night. The cool gal in the next room, didn't attend either.

I had no idea she was in her room at this time.

I was laying down on my bed, watching tv when I heard a loud scream and the door slam next door.

I jumped up and went out to see what happened. She was standing in the hallway, obviously traumatized.

I pushed open her door, looking in and asked her what happened.

She said she saw a guy looking thru her window....she followed me into her room as I went in to turn the lamp towards her window trying to see who the culprit was.

She finally calmed down and I was quite sympathetic, thinking that maybe she was getting undressed or something and that the guy had seen her naked.

She shook her head and said "no no no". I asked why she was so upset then.....

She told me she was sitting on her bed picking her nose.


LOL. Oh good GAWD, If you have a peeping Tom, you'd better damn well be doing something glamorous. criminy.
 
She finally calmed down and I was quite sympathetic, thinking that maybe she was getting undressed or something and that the guy had seen her naked.
She shook her head and said "no no no". I asked why she was so upset then.....
She told me she was sitting on her bed picking her nose.

This had me laughing for ten minutes. I read it two more times and still couldn't stop laughing.
 
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