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parodyluvr75

parodyluvr75

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Outside my window. The crazy fucker was masturbating in my rose bushes. I chased him off with my hedge clippers. I know exactly how I feel about it, me and the rose bushes are traumatized.
 
Whenever I am caught wanking outside someones window, they never chase me off.
 
lovetoread said:
Oh you!




I now have "Who let the dogs out - Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof" playing in my head.
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damn you!

when ever i hear that song, i think of rosco. now i'm thinking of monkeys and frogs. damnit LTR!
 
parodyluvr75 said:
Outside my window. The crazy fucker was masturbating in my rose bushes. I chased him off with my hedge clippers. I know exactly how I feel about it, me and the rose bushes are traumatized.
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Was he in full bloom or just budding out?
 
lovetoread said:
Whenever I am caught wanking outside someones window, they never chase me off.
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If it had been you, I would have invited you in.:)
Saint Peter said:
Release the hounds!
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I need hounds so I can release them.
doctor_insanus said:
Next time, I'm gonna draw you a smiley face with my doodad!
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Thanks.:eek:
M. Jordan said:
Was he in full bloom or just budding out?
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Full bloom but if I could have caught him, I'd nipped him in the bud.
 
Man, those thorns are wicked painful. I'll be in the arbor vitae next time.
 
parodyluvr75 said:
Outside my window. The crazy fucker was masturbating in my rose bushes. I chased him off with my hedge clippers. I know exactly how I feel about it, me and the rose bushes are traumatized.
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I was at a women's retreat many years ago. We were all housed in a dorm type setting, two to a room.

There were several men who worked on the premises and resided in the next building down from where I was staying.

I'd met a really cool gal there who stayed in the room next to me. There was some small event at the compound, but I wasn't feeling up to going that night. The cool gal in the next room, didn't attend either.

I had no idea she was in her room at this time.

I was laying down on my bed, watching tv when I heard a loud scream and the door slam next door.

I jumped up and went out to see what happened. She was standing in the hallway, obviously traumatized.

I pushed open her door, looking in and asked her what happened.

She said she saw a guy looking thru her window....she followed me into her room as I went in to turn the lamp towards her window trying to see who the culprit was.

She finally calmed down and I was quite sympathetic, thinking that maybe she was getting undressed or something and that the guy had seen her naked.

She shook her head and said "no no no". I asked why she was so upset then.....

She told me she was sitting on her bed picking her nose.


LOL. Oh good GAWD, If you have a peeping Tom, you'd better damn well be doing something glamorous. criminy.
 
Fala said:
She finally calmed down and I was quite sympathetic, thinking that maybe she was getting undressed or something and that the guy had seen her naked.
She shook her head and said "no no no". I asked why she was so upset then.....
She told me she was sitting on her bed picking her nose.
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This had me laughing for ten minutes. I read it two more times and still couldn't stop laughing.
 
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