I can't remember which sister I fucked

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm going back east this summer and I'll be seeing, among other people, the first girl I ever slept with. I haven't seen her since I was 16 or 17 years old. She was the sister of one of my best friends. The problem is he has two sisters, and, though I can remember physically which one she was, I can't remember which name is whose.

I have a 50:50 chance of not fucking up.

 

[Guest]

At least it's 50-50.

Chandler was not so lucky with Joey's sisters.

 

[lobito]

play it cool, flirt with both of them, and see which one comes to you, and asks, "Do you remember when...?"

 

[Lancecastor]

At least it's 50-50.

Chandler was not so lucky with Joey's sisters.

Bing!

 

[WynEternal]

Well, you can always sleep with both of them and try to figure out which one's the closest. I think, however, that lobito's advice would be better than mine.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well, the one I didn't sleep with was really fat, and I figured I could use that as a guide, but it's been over 25 years, they both could be whales by now. Damn, that would suck. I hate when the old girfriends let themselves go.

 

[sunstruck]

Well, the one I didn't sleep with was really fat, and I figured I could use that as a guide, but it's been over 25 years, they both could be whales by now. Damn, that would suck. I hate when the old girfriends let themselves go.

Were Mr. Lee's last words before a mob of women stomped him to death.

Among the cries of "Real women have hips!" and "Big is beautiful" a spectator claims to have heard Mr. Lee warble one word before sucumbing to his fate: "Rubenesque".

 

[lobito]

Well, the one I didn't sleep with was really fat, and I figured I could use that as a guide, but it's been over 25 years, they both could be whales by now. Damn, that would suck. I hate when the old girfriends let themselves go.

here's a thought... I could be wrong though.

By now, the "big boneded" one could be paper thin, and the thinner one, could be big boneded. You could fuck it up that way too.

I stick with my initial response.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Either way I'll bet neither one of them is "Ruebenesque".

 

[Killswitch]

I suggest staying home, and fucking up.....you're good at it, and its cheaper where you live.

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[sunstruck]

I'm going back east this summer...

I hear there are going to be some great movies comming out this summer. Did I ever tell you we have one of the last drive-in theatre's in the country here?

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[glamorilla]

I'm going back east this summer and I'll be seeing, among other people, the first girl I ever slept with. I haven't seen her since I was 16 or 17 years old. She was the sister of one of my best friends. The problem is he has two sisters, and, though I can remember physically which one she was, I can't remember which name is whose.

I have a 50:50 chance of not fucking up.

this wouldnt have happened if you slept with both of them.

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah Lance, we get it, they're pictures of sisters. Now Google me some penguins for a penny. Ready? Go!

 

[glamorilla]

i've had gay brothers but not at the same time.

 

[Mona Lisa]

You have at least four months. Might I suggest going through the old yearbooks, casually asking a few well-placed questions... research, in other words?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: Re: I can't remember which sister I fucked

I hear there are going to be some great movies comming out this summer. Did I ever tell you we have one of the last drive-in theatre's in the country here?

I love steamy windows.

 

[Gilly Bean]

More than likely, when you get there, and can associate the names with the faces, you'll recall which one it was.

Another way, would be to get them all into reminising and (if that alone doesn't do it) have them pull out old year books to 'laugh at the losers we went to hs with'.

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[juicylips]

i've had gay brothers but not at the same time.

Braggart.

 

[woodgie2]

I'm going back east this summer and I'll be seeing, among other people, the first girl I ever slept with. I haven't seen her since I was 16 or 17 years old. She was the sister of one of my best friends. The problem is he has two sisters, and, though I can remember physically which one she was, I can't remember which name is whose.

I have a 50:50 chance of not fucking up.

Oooohhh, Don't fancy yours much mate!

But I wish you all the luck in the world, I wouldn't want to be in that situation, nosiree, not at all.

*watching things unfurl with morbid curiosity...*