I can't kill my computer.

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[Wings]

Well, Freddy almost killed him. Maybe try that? Wait, no. I've got a forklift you can use to run it over. No?

 

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[Wings]

I was raised to eat everything on my plate (and I do mean everything) before asking for seconds.

Well. Hmm.

Yeah, I got nothin'.

 

[islandman]

Rip out the HDD, take a sledgehammer to it.

You're welcome.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Rip out the HDD, take a sledgehammer to it.

You're welcome.

That will take chat down.

 

[islandman]

It still works. I just wanted to slick it, reload OP system and use my Carbonite that expires in 12 days.



Some people.

That won't give you wireless.

 

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[islandman]

No, but it will give me a reason to go there if the reboot didn't work or water got accidently spilled on it or something. I just wanted to see it die.

Just pee on it.

 

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[islandman]

Last thing I peed on around here followed me home.

How is Wings?

Haven't seen her around in a while.

 

[Wings]

Last thing I peed on around here followed me home.

Boy, you are so lucky I am not in a bad mood! *growl*

Mr. Johnny Savage already says you're in trouble.

 

[butters]

It won't die. Seriously. I just ran, or tried to run, DBAN 2.2.6 beta and it rejected it. Other than pour water on it, I'm at a loss. I want a new laptop with wireless but Jason here won't fucking die.

Die bitch....DIE>

think "christine"


*spooky moosik*

 

[Wings]

How is Wings?

Haven't seen her around in a while.

Suck it, iBoy.

 

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[islandman]

I suck no man's hardware.

 

[miles]

A couple of months ago smoke started coming out of my PC...not a good sign. It was a mess inside and I wasn't about to sink repair dollars into a three year old computer. It gave me a perfect excuse to finally buy a Mac. Great product, amazing technical support from people you can actually understand over the phone. When I use my Windows laptop it feels like going back in time ten years.

 

[islandman]

A couple of months ago smoke started coming out of my PC...not a good sign. It was a mess inside and I wasn't about to sink repair dollars into a three year old computer. It gave me a perfect excuse to finally buy a Mac. Great product, amazing technical support from people you can actually understand over the phone. When I use my Windows laptop it feels like going back in time ten years.

Makes me wish there was a Mac version of Miles.

 

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[islandman]

OK..

I fucking lol'd.

And I didn't even resort to the expected "did your wife by it for you?" commentary.

 

[IndieSnob]

And I didn't even resort to the expected "did your wife by it for you?" commentary.

And you didn't resort to putting a u in buy as well.

You're batting a thousand champ.

I may draft you on Sunday.

 

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[Very_Bad_Man]

Makes me wish there was a Mac version of Miles.

Even Mac can't work miracles

 

[islandman]

And you didn't resort to putting a u in buy as well.

You're batting a thousand champ.

I may draft you on Sunday.

A simple "hey, iMan, how are you feeling today? It's got to suck having the flu," would have sufficed.